Local Minecraft Enjoyer

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Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

foot to head ratio off the charts

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im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

World Heritage Post

glad they added new maps to baseball

jowls are normal double chin is normal stretch marks are normal armpit fat is normal. none of the things that tiktok and instagram are telling you to change are things you need to even consider changing. you can have a normal body, it will be okay

they call him "xb" as the b is short for binary and the x is symbolic of ❌ : meaning non. their full name is nonbinarycrafted and I know this because they told me so

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”