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i predict when tumblr finally does end someday there won't be any warning or fanfare. we'll all just be blogging one day and all of the sudden it'll be like

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dragon-in-a-fez

doctor: cure is simple. go see clown

chronically ill patient: but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and he's not helping

dragon-in-a-fez

the intended reading of this joke is that the doctor is being called a clown, but I also like people's alternate readings in the notes where a) the patient's partner is a clown, figuratively or literally, or b) the patient is hallucinating a clown everywhere they go

#i took this so literally as in the patient literally was seeing a clown recreationally

teaboot

Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit

teaboot

To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them

teaboot

New Hot Take: I Think An Organ Donor Card Counts In A Pinch, Actually

#an asterisk next to that statement with the addendum: if youre going to be weird and guilty about it at least do it in a gay way

fly-chicken

Hi new Tumblr users

Please know this sites hashtagging system is categorical and NOT clout based

Aka if I look up the “Wendell and Wild” tag, I should find clips, media, art and posts related to Wendell and wild ONLY. Same with any other random tag searched

If I spy a selfie, a random neighborhood, or any other kind of “insta” post trying to take likes for a popular hashtag, I’m reporting you for spam. Most other long term users will too and your acct will be fast tracked as a spam blogger and blocked.

You will not ruin the last non corporate site for us, especially by trying to treat this site like influencers matter. If you get popular, it’s bc you’re a clown w a skill not bc your hot or rich or skinny, got it?

honestlyvan

#holy shit at people in the notes this isn't 'tyrannical' it's basic courtesy AND against the tos #the spam report button is easily accessible for this exact reason #cross tagging is absolutely reportable spam according to tos so just don't do it #it also doesn't get you any more notes it just pisses people off

findingfeather

Like for real guys: This is against TOS. It is not allowed. It is spam. IT is not less spam because you are not a botfarm. Don't do it.

delicatefury

People (me) will report you for this (I will). If you are spamming the tags, someone (again, me) will click the little report button (and I will enjoy doing it) every time they (I) see your unrelated posts clogging their (my) search.

Do not tempt me.

bemusedlybespectacled

I will add that nine times out of ten, it is obviously, verifiably spam. Like, links to random websites, porn, ads for shit, scams, all that jazz.

So if I see your post in the mix, I will treat it the exact same way.

hardfeedaddress-deactivated2026

*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

th3-bl00d-on-yr-hands-rom3o

you understand.

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greelin

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

shadowseductress

i love you on purpose!! on purpose!! i had a choice and I chose you!! it wasn't an accident !! I love you for who you are!! I love you on purpose!!

autistic-polls

Autistic people: do you have stims you consider unhealthy and/or harmful?

yes

no

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

#oh absolutely #i pick at my skin and pull my hair #when im really overstimulated i scratch myself hard #unfortunately pain is very soothing to me

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?

yes

no

GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:(

could be worse

meh

results

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

Living creatures like your pet don't count

#MY FOOD!!!!!!

redesertsands

blue

#pearlescentmoon #hermitcraft

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chilicheesecake0

pan!cleo wowza

#pantheon smp #i am too gay for this series

applestruda

huge fan of apo's design

#pantheon smp #i am eating SO well with all the fanart for this smp

theyaoimonster

GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick

melonyswife

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

campyvillain

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

frootrollup1-deactivated2022080

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

bombusbombus

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

bombusbombus

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

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apollos-boyfriend

one of these days i’m gonna snap

apollos-boyfriend

this is about all it/its characters now actually. respect it/its pronouns or die by my hand

#also multiple deltarune characters #so fucking tired of people seeing they/them being used consistently and being like oh okay i can simply impress my gender onto them

defectivegembrain

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