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In this wonderful piece by @drauling (instagram), Lucy comes face to face with one of Brazil’s famous ghosts, ‘A Loira do Banheiro’ or in English, the blonde in the bathroom. A victim of bullying, she might appear in a school bathroom mirror if you flush her toilet 3 times to get her revenge…

art by Russell Dauterman

(may be updated from time to time / mainly Earth 616 Betsy / single appearances in the background aren't counted / probably non exhaustive)

★ Captain Britain / Psylocke (Betsy in her OG body)

Captain Britain (1976) #8-10, #12, #15, #18, #20-21, #31, #34, #39

Captain Britain omnibus by Alan Moore and Alan Davis

Captain Britain (1985) #1-2, #5-9, #12-14

New Mutants (1982) annual #2

Uncanny X-Men (1981) annual #10, #211

New Mutants (1982) #46

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #212-214

Mephisto VS #3-4

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #215-219

Fantastic Four vs The X-Men (1986) #1-4

Uncanny X-Men (1981) annual #11, #221-224

Incredible Hulk (1962) #340

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #225-231

Alpha Flight (1983) #61

X-Factor (1986) annual #3

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #232-234, annual #12, #235-242

X-Factor (1986) #38

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #243

X-Factor (1986) #39

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #244-245, annual #13, #246-256

Marvel Super-Heroes (1990) #6-8

★ Psylocke (body swap pre Kwannon retcon)

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #256-258, 261, annual #14, #268, #271-272

Wolverine Madripoor Knights (2024) #1, #5

New Mutants (1982) #97

X-Factor (1986) #62

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #273-278

X-Factor (1986) #69

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #280

Damage Control (1991) #4

Marvel Comics Presents (1988) #89

X-Men (1991) #1-3, #5-8

Ghost Rider (1990) #26

X-Men (1991) #9

Ghost Rider (1990) #27

X-Men (1991) annual #1, #10-11

Hell's Angel (1992) #1-5

Warheads (1992) #9

X-Men (1991) #12

Dark Angel (1992) #7-8

Excalibur (1988) #55-56

Death's Head II (1992) #1-4

Dark Angel (1992) #9-10

Mys-Tech Wars (1993) #1-4

Dark Angel (1992) #11-12

Battletide #1-4

Excalibur (1988) #57-58

Infinity War (1992) #1-2

Fantastic Four (1961) #367-368

Wonder Man (1991) #13

Infinity War (1992) #3

New Warriors (1990) #27

Warlock and the Infinity Watch (1992) #8

Quasar (1989) #38

Infinity War (1992) #4

Wonder Man (1991) #14

Marc Spector Moon Knight (1989) #41

Infinity War (1992) #5

Fantastic Four (1961) #369

Sleepwalker (1991) #18

Doctor Strange Sorcerer Supreme (1988) #46

Infinity War (1992) #6

Fantastic Four (1961) #370

Alpha Flight (1983) #112

X-Factor (1986) #84

X-Men (1991) #14

X-Force (1991) #16

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #295

X-Factor (1986) #85

X-Men (1991) #15

X-Factor (1986) #86

X-Men (1991) #16

X-Force (1991) #18

X-Men Premium Edition (1993) #1

Wolverine (1988) #67-68

★ Psylocke (body swap post Kwannon retcon)

X-Men (1991) #17-19

X-Men Unlimited (1993) #1

X-Men (1991) #20-24

Infinity Crusade (1993) #1-2

Darkhawk (1991) #30

Warlock and the Infinity Watch (1992) #19

Infinity Crusade (1993) #3

Darkhawk (1991) #31

X-Men (1991) #25

Wolverine (1988) #75

X-Men (1991) annual #2, #27

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #308

X-Men (1991) #28-29

X-Force (1991) #32

X-Men (1991) #30

X-Men The Wedding Album (1994) #1

X-Men (1991) #31-32, #34

Wolverine (1988) #85

Cable (1993) #16

Excalibur (1988) annual #2

Bishop (1994) #4

X-Men (1991) #38

Marvel Holiday Special (1991) #4

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #319-320

X-Men (1991) #40

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #321

X-Men (1991) #41

X-Men Omega (1995) #1

X-Men Prime (1995) #1

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #322

X-Men (1991) #44

Wolverine (1988) #91, annual '95

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #323-324

X-Men (1991) annual '95

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #325

Spider-Man Team-Up (1995) #1

X-Men Unlimited (1993) #9

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #328-330

X-Men (1991) #48

Archangel (1996) #1

Cable (1993) #31

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #333

X-Men (1991) #53

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #334-335

Excalibur (1988) #100

X-Men (1991) #55

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #336-337

X-Men (1991) #57

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #338

X-Men (1991) annual '96

X-Men (1991) #61

Psylocke/Archangel Crimson Dawn (1997) #1-4

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #348-353

X-Men (1991) #73

Wolverine (1988) #125-126

X-Men (1991) #77-78

Excalibur (1988) #125

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #368

X-Men (1991) #88

Contest of Champions II (1999) #1-5

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #375-376

X-Men (1991) #96

Wolverine (1988) #146-147

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #377

X-51 (1999) #7-8

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #379

X-Men Black Sun (1999) #2-3, #5

Iron Fist Wolverine (2000) #2-4

X-Men (1991) #100-104

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #385

X-Men (1991) annual 2000

X-Men (1991) #105-107

X-Men Unlimited (1993) #29

Maximum Security (2000) #3

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #388

X-Men (1991) #108

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #389

Excalibur (2001) #1-4

X-Men (1991) #109

X-Treme X-Men (2001) #1-4

X-Men Unlimited (1993) #47

X-Men Marvels Snapshot (2020) #1

★ Psylocke (Betsy in a new body created by Jamie Braddock, not Kwannon's body but an identical one because Marvel being Marvel)

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #455-461

X-Men (1991) #174

Nightcrawler (2004) #12

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #462-465

Decimation House of M The Day After (2006) #1

X-Men (1991) #179

New Excalibur (2006) #1-3

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #466-468

New Excalibur (2006) #4

Generation M (2006) #5

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #469

New X-Men (2004) #24

X-Men (1991) #184

X-Men Deadly Genesis (2006) #6

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #470-474, annual 2006

Black Panther (2005) #18

New X-Men (2004) #32

New Excalibur (2006) #8

Exiles (2001) #90-99

X-Men Die by the Sword (2007) #1-5

Exiles (2001) #100

New Exiles (2008) #1-11, 13, annual #1, #14-15, #17-18

X-Men Sword of the Braddocks (2009) #1

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #508-512

Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men Utopia (2009) #1

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #513-514

Dark Avengers (2009) #8

Dark Avengers/Uncanny X-Men Exodus (2009) #1

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #515-517

Deadpool (2008) #16

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #518-519

X-Men Legacy (2008) #230

X-Men vs Agents of Atlas (2010) #1-2

Psylocke (2010) #1-4

X-Force (2008) #21

X-Men Legacy (2008) #231-233

Dazzler (2010) #1

X-Men Legacy (2008) #234

Nation X (2010) #1-2

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #520-522

X-Men Pixie Strikes Back (2010) #1-4

Wolverine Weapon X (2009) #9

Dark Reign The List X-Men #1 (2009) #1

Breaking into Comics the Marvel Way (2010) #2

Doomwar (2010) #1

X-Men Second Coming (2010) #1

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #523

New Mutants (2009) #12

X-Men Legacy (2008) #235

X-Force (2008) #26

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #524

X-Men Legacy (2008) #236

X-Force (2008) #27

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #525

New Mutants (2009) #14

X-Force (2008) #28

X-Men Second Coming (2010) #2

X-Men Legacy (2008) #242-243

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #526-527, 534

X-Women (2010) #1

Wolverine Road to Hell (2010) #1

Uncanny X-Force (2010) #1-5.1

X-Men To Serve and Protect (2011) #4

Uncanny X-Force (2010) #5-9

X-Men Legacy (2008) #245

New Mutants (2009) #22-23

X-Men Legacy (2008) #247

New Mutants (2009) #24-25

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #541-542

Fear Itself Uncanny X-Force (2011) #1-3

X-Men (2010) #11

X-Men Giant-Size (2011) #1

X-Men (2010) #12-14

Wolverine (2010) #16

X-Men Schism (2011) #1-2, #5

X-Men Regenesis (2011) #1

X-Men Legacy (2008) #259

Uncanny X-Men (1981) #544

Uncanny X-Men (2012) #4

X-Men (2010) #20-27

Uncanny X-Force (2010) #10-23

Uncanny X-Men (2012) #5-8

Deadpool (2008) #50-54

Uncanny X-Force (2010) #24-29, #31-35

Uncanny X-Men (2012) #10

Generation Hope (2010) #13, #15

Astonishing X-Men (2004) #51

X-Men (2010) #30-37

Uncanny X-Men (2012) #12

AvX VS (2012) #4-5

Uncanny X-Men (2012) #13, #15-18

X-Men (2013) #1-4

Uncanny X-Force (2013) #1-15

Cable and X-Force (2013) #18

Uncanny X-Force (2013) #16

Cable and X-Force (2013) #19

Uncanny X-Force (2013) #17

X-Men Legacy (2013) #13-14

X-Force (2014) #1-2

Uncanny Avengers (2012) #19-20

X-Men (2013) #5

Uncanny X-Men (2013) #12

Wolverine and the X-Men (2011) #36

X-Men (2013) #7

Wolverine and the X-Men (2011) #37

X-Men Battle of the Atom (2013) #2

X-Men Legacy (2013) #22-23, #300

A+X (2012) #16

X-Men (2013) #7-12

Wolverine (2014) #3

X-Men (2013) #13-17

X-Force (2014) #3-7

X-Men No More Humans (2014) #1

Nightcrawler (2014) #4

X-Men (2013) #18-22

X-Force (2014) #8-9

X-Men (2013) #23-26

Nightcrawler (2014) #8-10, #12

X-Force (2014) #10-15

Uncanny X-Men (2013) #600

Uncanny X-Men (2016) #1-10

Civil War II X-Men (2016) #1-4

Uncanny X-Men (2016) #11-15, #19

Jean Grey (2017) #5

Astonishing X-Men (2017) #1-12

Rogue & Gambit (2018) #1

X-Men The Wedding Special (2018) #1

Hunt for Wolverine (2018) #1

Hunt for Wolverine Mystery in Madripoor (2018) #1-4

★ Psylocke / Captain Britain (Betsy back in her body)

Hunt for Wolverine Mystery in Madripoor (2018) #4

Hunt for Wolverine Dead Ends (2018) #1

Mr & Mrs X (2018) #1

X-Men Gold (2018) #32

Uncanny X-Men (2018) #1-6, #8-10

Merry X-Men Holiday Special (2018)

Age of X-Man Alpha (2019)

Age of X-Man The Marvelous X-Men (2019) #2, #4-5

Age of X-Man Nextgen (2019) #1, #4-5

Age of X-Man Prisoner X (2019) #2

Age of X-Man X-Tremists (2019) #1-5

Age of X-Man Omega (2019)

Excalibur (2019) #1-8

Fallen Angels (2019) #1, #5

Excalibur (2019) #9-13

X of Swords Stasis (2020) #1

Marauders (2019) #14-15

Excalibur (2019) #14-17, #19-20

Hellions (2020) #12

Excalibur (2019) #21-26

X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic (2021) #20

Knights of X (2022) #1-5

X-Terminators (2022) #4-5

Betsy Braddock Captain Britain (2023) #1-5

Dead X-Men (2024) #3-4

X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic (2021) #123, #125-129, #131, #133, #135-142

X-Men The Wedding Special (2024) #1

1..2...3.... I WANT YURIIII

My recreation of one of the pages of the "I Eat Pasta for Breakfast" comic. I'm not the creator, BTW. My version turned out a little scrappy and could definitely use improvement. Let me know if there are any other pages you'd like to see in my style!

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title: SPOILER date posted: April 15, 2014 description (unedited): That bite gets nasty

Commentary by Mod Leechi: Tobi had a habit of posting artwork that pertained to parts of I Eat Pasta for Breakfast that hadn't been posted yet, essentially spoiling her own comic pages and pages in advance. But since the comic was never finished, these remnants of the story that never came to fruition provide a lot of helpful insight that allow us to further understand what the fuck IEPFB was even about and where the story was actually going.

One can interpret this particular piece however one wants, however the most likely intended meaning of this post is that the bite that Lazari gave EJ at the beginning of the comic would have corrupted his mind and body, transforming him into a servant of Lazari's. This could be why EJ hated her enough to throw her out the window near the end of the comic; he didn't want to become a mindless slave to her.

Nevertheless, the damage had already been done, the bite had already began to infect him, and there was no way for him to return to the state he was previously in before he and Lazari met.

The way this transforms EJ's and Lazari's relationship throughout the comic is interesting; where Lazari sees EJ as a kindred spirit and finds comfort in his presence, EJ sees Lazari as a parasite and a disease that is slowly consuming him. Lazari, unaware of her corrupting abilities, does not even know that she did this to EJ. She doesn't understand why EJ is so angry at her, she's just a naive child that doesn't know any better.

Yep, just a normal innocent little girl. Nothing to see here.

Here’s my take on Lazari from the I Eat Pasta For Breakfast comic!

In my au, a zalgoic entity is basically the absolute worst, most horrid thing you could be. It’s far, far worse than just regular demons. It’s an insult to life itself, and it’s the only thing both humans and non-humans alike can agree on in the world. They treat them like the plague, needing to be burned by holy fire to be exterminated. They are very rare though, and if one is found they are dealt with by the council of the ninth ring(the other fallen angels).

Lazari’s powers are sort of the exact opposite of my oc Sara’s abilities. Instead of being benign and nourishing life and giving energy, it saps everything of life, even beings without souls(other demons, vampires, etc). Anything can be corrupted, and you can also be infected and painfully turned into a fleshy amalgamation of your former self, steered only by a desire to spread to others and consume. Think of it as a combination between cancer cells and a virus.

But Lazari isn’t like that. Probably because she’s half human, and so both halves that make up her soul are standing on a thin line, waiting for the other to tip over. Which one will she grow up to be?

Lazari came to Slendermans organization during a mission that the proxies and company went on, after being ordered to investigate and neutralize an underground cult that worships Zalgo and tries to bring forth his resurgence. This cult was reportedly trying to make something known as The Great Mycelium happen, in which they believe Zalgo will assimilate everyone and everything like a hive mind, so no one can suffer more or less than anyone else. Everyone is just… together, no matter what species.

Anyways, they are kidnapping women of different species and experimenting on them, trying to make them give birth to zalgoic enteties to increase Zalgo’s strength so he can come back. Only one species manages to survive and give birth though. A human woman. She had long since died in childbirth, of course, but the child remained alive. That was Lazari, who had now been staying at that place for 4 years, being experimented on.

And as our characters fight their way through the cults headquarters, they find her. When Sara gets near Lazari, she gets a strange feeling. Not just in her heart or body, but in her soul as well. Lazari freaks out when they get close, being traumatized by years of abuse. The cult has never managed to unlock Lazari’s zalgoic side, but the second Sara tried to touch Lazari to comfort her, energy cracked between the two of them.

With a sudden burst of ultimate light and dark, several memories of eons that did not belong to either of them began suddenly flashing in their minds. Both Sara and Lazari then passed out, with no one knowing what the hell had just happened.

After that, Slender decided to have Lazari stay, planning to use her for his own gain one day. He saw how attached Sara had gotten to the young girl already, since Lazari looked a lot like Sara’s younger sister who had died. Slenderman knew Sara would try her best to raise, nurture and protect the young Zalgoid, who then in return would become loyal to his organization.

He told no one this, of course, he just pretended that he let Sara do as she wishes with the girl, but he knew all along she could never resist taking her in.