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Thank you @danielhowell so much for your latest video; you inspire so many people to accept others and most importantly accept themselves. Happy Pride!

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if you’re having a bad day, just remember that two men were giggling over a coconut getting arrested, on national radio
@danielhowell and @amazingphil need matching bulbasaur and pikachu shirts
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#pinof10 today!!! also imagine if fetus @danielhowell and @amazingphil met their older selves?
Please don’t repost thanks!!

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title: Sittin’ in a Tree
word count: 10.4K
summary: The five times Phil wanted to kiss Dan and the one time he finally did.
warnings: tw homophobia, bullying, some angst
a/n: I started this fic in response to the dapg Food Fantasy video where Dan teases Phil with “Phil and hamburger sittin´ in a tree.” Then I was doubly inspired by @yasaeh who did this v cute phanart. And on top of that, @ratandphilgames wrote this sister fic that you should go check out :) Hope you enjoy!
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Dan and Phil videos that are appropriate for parents if your parents are wtf:
Saw a lot of people struggling in how to explain Dan and Phil to their parents and what videos to show them
I got you fam!
Dan and Phil AND DOGS!
CREEPY DOLL WATCHES ME SLEEP
I KILLED MY HOUSEPLANT!
Phil is not on fire 6, 7, and or 8
Halloween Baking - Creepy Crispy Cakes CONJOINED
Dan vs. Phil: BUZZ!
Dan vs. Phil - FESTIVE FLASH FIGHT
WILL DAN AND PHIL BE MILLIONAIRES?
DAB BECOMES A CHILD!
My Bahamas TRAVEL DISASTER
My Evil Piano Teacher
Who’s more likely to - Dan or Phil?
Dan and Phil’s story of how they missed their flight
if you know more that fit into the category feel free to add them! :)
DAN AND PHIL BLINDFOLDED MAKEUP CHALLENGE is clean and for charity so double points

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This is the cover for the fic “When I sing, you sing Harmonies”
Guys…I don’t have words. You know when you find a nice story that entertained you for a few days and you say “oh, that’s nice” and then move on onto the next
This story is not it. I wrote a stupid summary about a witch baking cupcakes and a demotivated pianist and @leblonde wrote A MASTERPIECE.
This is a story that warmed my heart, made me think, made me sad and happy and made me fall in love with the characters, all of them, not because they are called Dan and Phil, but because they feel SO REAL. I’m in love with this story. Deeply. And the best thing is that the author managed to put in it everything I love, without me needing to tell her.
I might have made a few silly drawings about witches and cupcakes…but @leblonde added the real magic.
Go read it. You won’t regret it :’)
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Dan’s Instagram story 5/27/18
English Week 29
Quiescent - adj - In a state or period of inactivity or dormancy.
Preternatural - adj - Beyond what is normal or natural.
Promulgate - v - Promote or make widely known (an idea or cause)
Obstreperous - adj - Noisy and difficult to control.
Admonition - n - A firm warning or reprimand.
Conciliatory - adj - Intended or likely to placate or pacify.
Succinctly - adv - In a brief and clearly expressed manner.
Raucous - adj - Making or constituting a disturbingly harsh and loud noise.
Perambulate - v - Walk or travel through or round a place or area, especially for pleasure and in a leisurely way.
Inimical - adj - Tending to obstruct or harm.
Cognizant - adj - Having knowledge or awareness.
Tincture - n - A medicine made by dissolving a drug in alcohol.
Phantasmagoria - n - A sequence of real or imaginary images like that seen in a dream.
Phlegmatic - adj - (of a person) having an unemotional and stolidly calm disposition.
Stormy Weather
word count: 720
warnings: none! it´s nice and fluffy :)
summary: Phil loves storms. And he loves watching them with Dan.
a/n: surprise! I got inspired and wrote a lil ficlet based on Dan´s insta story <3
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“Hey, Dan?” Phil stood by the sliding glass door of the balcony, face fogging up the pane as he peered out at the restless storm outside. The clouds rumbled and roared in the midnight sky, rain blurring the city lights. Phil watched for a few minutes but decided he would rather watch something this beautiful with his other half. He liked to share the things he loved.
He heard a mumble from the next room,
“Yes, Phil?”
He heard Dan’s weighty steps behind him, indicating he had entered the room. Phil turned from his intense watch out the window to see Dan glancing at him in question, tan potato sack jumper drowning his torso and fingers gathering the sleeves around his hands into little sweater paws. He looked cozy. And warm. Then again, he was always warm. Phil took a step toward his teddy bear of a boyfriend, noticing his stature trying to fold in on itself: a small, soft boy trapped in a six foot four man’s body. Phil smiled as he stood as close to Dan as possible and finally replied,
“It’s raining. You should come watch the storm with me.”
Dan’s dark brows raised and searched Phil’s eyes. Like the ocean. Or maybe a pool on a hot day. Or maybe a clear, blue sky in the Spring. Dan leaned forward and pecked Phil’s cheek, which warmed under the gentle touch.
“Alright.” And his dimples caved in as he smiled back, feeling his cheeks flush from fondness and being so comfortable in his oversized jumper.
In sync, they walked back toward the window, now both peering out and attempting not to fog the glass with their warm breath, eyes staring in awe at the wonder of the rain storm taking over the London sky. The clouds were mighty, deep, threatening grey stooping low in the atmosphere, and wild cracks of thunder boomed and split the sky, sounding as if the Earth itself were caving in. Suddenly, electric white and blue flashes illuminated the clouds, streaking through the swirl of the storm. Phil’s eyes widened, mouth slightly open in shock and youthful awe. Dan’s eyes averted to his companion’s face, eyes shining as he admired his strong profile. He looked like a little kid experiencing his first thunderstorm. Dan loved his child-like demeanor. Phil could be so adventurous and giddy about the things he loved. This, of course, included Dan. And Dan was grateful.
As they watched the sky billow and swirl, Dan reached his hand over and grasped Phil’s, curling his long fingers around Phil’s slender ones. The storm was tumultuous and almost terrifying, but Dan and Phil knew they were safe. And they had each other. No need to really be scared.
“It’s beautiful,” Phil breathed, squeezing Dan’s hand a little tighter, “reminds me of you,” he finished.
Dan felt the heat rise on the rosy patch of his cheek and looked down, smiling bashfully.
The comfortable silence enveloped them again, room only illuminated by a single lamp and the blue flashes of lightning. They stood there for several minutes more, just watching the cool rain patter on the window and blur the bright lights of the city, thunder clapping through the ominous clouds. Dan and Phil loved nights like this: nights where they could be warm and safe inside, feeling how close they were to each other, sharing body heat and admiring the rain together. They didn’t care much for rain, but storms, storms were different. Storms were abundant with mystery, wonder, and unknown fierceness. Storms were wild and unpredictable and beautiful all in the same. Storms were incredible. Storms were like Dan.
Phil rested his head on Dan’s shoulder, arm wrapping around his middle and hugging him to Phil’s body. They could go to bed, they could be watching television, or playing a game, or doing work they should be finishing. But this was good. They were comfortable.
And later that night, they both crawled into bed, still listening to the rain and the thunder, observing the flashes of lightning through the bedroom curtains. But they held each other tight: pulled to each other’s soft bodies, legs entwined, running fingers along silk skin, tender kisses placed on flushed cheeks and noses and lips. Safe. Happy. Content.
Storms aren’t forever. But Dan and Phil are.
Ahhh! I’ve passed the midway point for the 7 Day Phanart Challenge by @chillphann!!
Day 5: Same Age “I really think that 14 year old Dan and 14 year old Phil would’ve gotten along quite well.” “I think they’d’ve been friends!” |||

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Bubblegum Boy
Summary: Phil works in a chemist - a boring Tuesday morning is interrupted by a tall boy clad in too much pastel-pink who doesn’t quite understand how hair dye works.
Genre: Fluff bc im trASH
Warning: none?
Words: 4.3k
A/N: yes it’s been like 5 years i apologize I Have no excuse im so sorry
Phil didn’t mind working behind the counter at a Chemist. He saw goodthings; like happy couples buying pregnancy tests and students getting their passport photos taken. He saw not-so good things too, but he didn’t focus on those.
Phil tried to be sociable to his customers, he really did. But the gauges, blue hair, piercings, and tattoo sleeves were always eyed with fear; as if the ink lion on Phil’s forearm was planning on eating people alive.
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Prom Plague
Summary: Dan has the plague. Well, not literally, but he’s sick so he’s bound to be overdramatic. But a little fever and stomachache isn’t going to stop him from going to prom. He’s got a date (that he doesn’t even like) who he can’t let down and a rumor has it that he’s been voted prom king. Too bad his body has different ideas and decides to humiliate him in front of everyone. At least there’s Phil, the actual angel in the hell called secondary school.
Word Count: 11751
Pairing: Phan
Genre: High School AU, Fluff, Getting Together, slight angst but not really
Warnings: Vomiting, Flu, some public humiliation, teen angst, and Dan swears.
Author’s Note: I wrote this for the @phandomreversebang! It’s my first PRB, which was super exciting. The art is by @corgi-lester. Special thanks to @amazyngphyl for beta-ing and @auroraphilealisfor being awesome.
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