My kinks

Fuck me in any hole you want

Fuck me whenever you please

Use me as a fucktoy

Use me as a stress relief

Keep going even when it hurts me

Keep going even after I cum

Fuck me while I sleep

Drug me

Only care about your own pleasure

Cheat on me

Share me with whoever or whatever you want

Make me watch as you fuck someone else

Niece Waidhofer…   Self-proclaimed mozzarella stick expert and accomplished napper…  See also: middle-shelf tequila connoisseur, semi-professional dog petter  :) 

Let’s just say I’ve got something she can pet anytime she likes…

I recently made a helpful translator for men to understand their cunts. This is a guide for cunts to know how to behave. These are simple rules, read and memorize to be better.

Your asshole is the hole men want. It is natural for your ass to take cocks, sometimes more than one. Does it hurt? That’s your problem, not his. Shut up and take it. Do you want lube? No. You never want lube.

Your mouth is your second best hole. Cock goes in your mouth. Words should not come out, unless asked to speak. Train your throat so you can take cocks deeper. Finger your throat or use a dildo regularly until you have no gag reflex. Make your throat as inviting as your cunt or your asshole.

Also, your mouth is for swallowing. If a man puts something in your mouth, you swallow it. Whether it’s cum, spit, piss, some combination of them, you swallow every drop and thank him. Sometimes these fluids will come from another girl’s mouth or asshole. This does not change the rules.

Your cunt is not for fucking. Your cunt may be fucked once in a while, if your mouth and ass are already full, but realize that the man is doing it reluctantly. Just in case a man has to use it, shave or wax your cunt to make it pretty. Your cunt is mainly for slapping and whipping to cause you pain or humiliate you.

You are bisexual if a man wants you to be. You will play with other cunts on demand. If you are asked to eat a girl’s asshole, you eat it like it’s your dinner.

Don’t be afraid to be messy. You are more attractive when covered in bodily fluids. Wear lots of makeup and intentionally smear it with cockslime. The messier you get, the more pleasing it is to look at you.

The more cocks you please, the more useful you are. Ask your man to invite his friends and make you the entertainment. Let them destroy your holes and cover you in cum and spit and maybe even piss if you’re lucky. Lick the mess up off the floor to show how grateful you are. And don’t clean up right away until they all take pictures to remember the fun.

Never say no to something a man wants to do. It is not your place to refuse sexual acts just because you don’t want to do them. If something seems too dirty, degrading, or painful, you’re wrong. Do it and smile.

Not sure what your cunt is trying to tell you? Use this as a guide!*

“Yes” = Yes

“No” = Yes

“Please no” = Yes, but slap me first

“I’m not in the mood tonight” = Hold me down and force it in

“I have a boyfriend/husband” = Give me bruises to hide from him

“Stop” = Harder

“Please stop” = Spit on me

“That hurts” = Keep going

“Be gentle” = Hit me harder

“I can’t breathe” = Choke me harder

“I’ll suck your cock” = Force it down my throat

“I don’t swallow” = Slap me until I agree to swallow, then spit in my mouth

“Play with my clit” = Slap my cunt

“Fuck my cunt” = Fuck my ass

“I don’t do anal” = My ass is very tight

“No it won’t fit” = Force it in

“No please it hurts” = Don’t use lube

“Be more respectful” = Step on my face while you fuck my asshole

“I’m a classy girl” = I love ass to mouth

“I’m about to cum” = Don’t let me cum yet, I haven’t earned it

And some body language cues:

Wears lingerie and/or heels = Fuck me

Wears any other clothes = Hit me for wearing clothes, then fuck me

Gets on her knees = Skull fuck me

Gets on all fours = Fuck my ass

Gets on her back = Slap my cunt then fuck my ass

Smiles = Fuck my throat until I pass out

Cries = Fuck my ass harder

Whimpers = Slap my tits

Screams = Gag me, preferably with your cock

Tries to run away = Tie me up then slap and fuck me even harder

Fuck me in any hole you want

Fuck me whenever you please

Use me as a fucktoy

Use me as a stress relief

Keep going even when it hurts me

Keep going even after I cum

Fuck me while I sleep

Drug me

Only care about your own pleasure

Cheat on me

Share me with whoever or whatever you want

Make me watch as you fuck someone else

I want to feel your lips on me 💋💦

OMFG 💦