Alt's RP Resources

❝I'm like a force of nature. In the sense that no one wants me to happen, but I happen anyways.❞ ❝I exist in spite of everyone.❞ ❝I put the anus in heinous❞ ❝Don't ever feel bad about breaking up couples.❞ ❝she lived she served cunt then she died❞ ❝You're a liar, a cheater, a scammer, and a slut.❞ ❝Hemorrhoid cream is the chapstick of the butthole.❞ ❝No one adopted him yesterday, but we're hoping today.❞ // ❝How could they not?❞ // ❝Well the problem is.. his brother.. he look like Garfield.❞ ❝I have the same answers for Ghosts, God, and Santa: what do your parents say?❞ // ❝Ah yes, the three G's.❞ ❝I'm so sorry for giving you a prostate orgasm.❞ ❝You bang my ass, I bang your mom.❞ ❝Oh, Prednisone?❞ // ❝That's the bitch from Scooby-Doo.❞ ❝If only the Donner party knew about this.❞ ❝I shitted my pants❞ ( pensively ) ❝What is piss...?❞ ❝It's Nart or nothing.❞ ❝Can you imagine ERPing with the french? It's like honhonhonhonhon❞ ❝he's built like winnie the pooh❞ ❝Bring back the gay old people.❞ ❝my whole ass, dick, titty, and pussy is in it❞ ❝I'm so angry I can shit myself.❞ ❝I'm a rehabilitated addict.❞ // ❝Don't you mean re-addicted addict?❞ // ❝Relapsed. actually prolapsed.❞ ❝PLEASE let me put an egg in you!❞ ❝____ said you can't shit, come back.❞ // ❝Yeah that's right, put some FlexTape on that ass!❞ ❝Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy, is that song about cum?❞ ❝Ahhh, my ADHD brain...❞ // ❝You got 80 of them bitches?❞ ❝Jesus was a power bottom.❞ ❝Doug Dimmadome would absolutely serve us Doug Dimmadump.❞

❝ mix the pussy, call that whipped cream ❞ ❝ It's like hand feeding cherries to a very special boy. ❞ ❝ Give a nun a reason to clutch her rosary when you walk by. ❞ ❝ How do lava lamps be lookin'? ❞ // ❝ TASTY ❞ ❝ Every time you beat your meat, feel the shame of the pope. ❞ ❝ It's kind of like if a porcupine was worse. ❞ ❝ ___ please this is American culture ❞ // ❝ this is just SHIT. ❞ // ❝ exactly ❞ ❝ bruh i joijed but i was too runk tossory ❞ ❝ Shrek is a communist. ❞ ❝ Alexa, PULL THE TRIGGER ❞ ❝ Plato (as in the philosopher) has bottom energy ❞ ❝ King Kong is a twink. ❞ ❝ I'm really high, holy fuck. Nice frogs. ❞ ❝ This in no way reflects my views. I think boys of any class deserve pussy. ❞ ❝ do you like him more with or without the mustache? ❞ // ❝ With. He looks more Italian ❞ ❝ I'm going to smoke a weed over this. ❞ ❝ Do you thank yourself after sucking your own dick? ❞ // ❝ No, I don't talk with my mouth full. ❞ ❝ thats just how the pussy crumbles ❞ ❝ ___ is Finnish, right? ❞ // ❝ No, he's gay. ❞ ❝ Ok I need to write about this lesbian. ❞ ❝ Please tell me in vivid detail what you'd like me to admire. ❞ // ❝ MY DICK ❞ ❝ In my town, the church is right next to a playground. ❞ // ❝ YOOO, the church is spawn camping?? ❞ ❝ When you don't see bitches, it's sad ❞ ❝ Does anyone know how to throat sing? ❞ ( starts throat singing perfectly ) ❝ HAHA let's watch this twink get fuckin obliterated ❞ ❝ Sir, the only balls I fondle are on the court. ❞ ❝ I'm back and I have a penis. ❞ ❝ shut up virgin i'll have fun during the gangbang ❞ ❝ R.I.P. to your pussy but I’m different. ❞ ❝ I have to write a paper about why spanking is bad... for children. ❞ ( everyone about to disagree before they clarify "for children" )

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