Mechs Crew Electric Boogaloo

well maybe i fucked up a little.

Who could have predicted such a thing.

oh don't you start.

Just saying, you had plenty of warning. Heaps of it, in fact.

you don’t even know what im talking about.

I can figure that you absolutely did not listen to a word I, or anyone else, said, and it bit you on the ass?

nothing has bitten me on the ass. my ass is completely un-bitten.

Mhm.

Because you're certain you can get your ass completely unbitten without any help?

And what do you qualify as a "little pickle?"

I’d think you’d have some clue. since you claim to know me so well and all.

It was a rhetorical question.

oh good. any ideas on what I should be doing with all of this would be great then. since it’s so rhetorical.

Well, you haven't told me what your little pickle is, have you?

and should i? or would you just stare at me from three dimensions away to express your disapproval?

Depends on whether or not it's something I am actually capable of helping with. I will at least try, though.

realized i didn't know where the moon kaiser was. decided to check in on ts and. such. while i figured that one out. ts shot me. dont recognize where i am anymore.

Hm. Well, what are your immediate surroundings?

moon.

Very descriptive. I would guess your body got dumped somewhere, then. Evidently, you have a phone. Try using it to contact someone nearby, perhaps?

and who else exactly is on the moon with me, fuckface?

The Toy Soldier? Tim? Unless you somehow don't have any of their numbers? And I'm assuming Aurora and the rest of the crew are at least somewhat nearby.

the toy soldier's the one who brought me here probably, tim hasn't had his phone upgraded enough to work up here if he has it at all, and i dont know if nastya would start eye-twitching or laughing over the situation.

If it brought you there, it can bring you back. and laughing at you does not render your Nastya incapable of helping.

didn’t say why it shot me. just did. and Nastya’s probably busy anyhow.

So you're just going to sit there and mope?

Good luck, don't die. Again.

won’t need luck. why would anything go wrong

well maybe i fucked up a little.

Who could have predicted such a thing.

oh don't you start.

Just saying, you had plenty of warning. Heaps of it, in fact.

you don’t even know what im talking about.

I can figure that you absolutely did not listen to a word I, or anyone else, said, and it bit you on the ass?

nothing has bitten me on the ass. my ass is completely un-bitten.

Mhm.

Because you're certain you can get your ass completely unbitten without any help?

And what do you qualify as a "little pickle?"

I’d think you’d have some clue. since you claim to know me so well and all.

It was a rhetorical question.

oh good. any ideas on what I should be doing with all of this would be great then. since it’s so rhetorical.

Well, you haven't told me what your little pickle is, have you?

and should i? or would you just stare at me from three dimensions away to express your disapproval?

Depends on whether or not it's something I am actually capable of helping with. I will at least try, though.

realized i didn't know where the moon kaiser was. decided to check in on ts and. such. while i figured that one out. ts shot me. dont recognize where i am anymore.

Hm. Well, what are your immediate surroundings?

moon.

Very descriptive. I would guess your body got dumped somewhere, then. Evidently, you have a phone. Try using it to contact someone nearby, perhaps?

and who else exactly is on the moon with me, fuckface?

The Toy Soldier? Tim? Unless you somehow don't have any of their numbers? And I'm assuming Aurora and the rest of the crew are at least somewhat nearby.

the toy soldier's the one who brought me here probably, tim hasn't had his phone upgraded enough to work up here if he has it at all, and i dont know if nastya would start eye-twitching or laughing over the situation.

If it brought you there, it can bring you back. and laughing at you does not render your Nastya incapable of helping.

didn’t say why it shot me. just did. and Nastya’s probably busy anyhow.

So you're just going to sit there and mope?

well maybe i fucked up a little.

Who could have predicted such a thing.

oh don't you start.

Just saying, you had plenty of warning. Heaps of it, in fact.

you don’t even know what im talking about.

I can figure that you absolutely did not listen to a word I, or anyone else, said, and it bit you on the ass?

nothing has bitten me on the ass. my ass is completely un-bitten.

Mhm.

Because you're certain you can get your ass completely unbitten without any help?

And what do you qualify as a "little pickle?"

I’d think you’d have some clue. since you claim to know me so well and all.

It was a rhetorical question.

oh good. any ideas on what I should be doing with all of this would be great then. since it’s so rhetorical.

Well, you haven't told me what your little pickle is, have you?

and should i? or would you just stare at me from three dimensions away to express your disapproval?

Depends on whether or not it's something I am actually capable of helping with. I will at least try, though.

realized i didn't know where the moon kaiser was. decided to check in on ts and. such. while i figured that one out. ts shot me. dont recognize where i am anymore.

Hm. Well, what are your immediate surroundings?

moon.

Very descriptive. I would guess your body got dumped somewhere, then. Evidently, you have a phone. Try using it to contact someone nearby, perhaps?

and who else exactly is on the moon with me, fuckface?

The Toy Soldier? Tim? Unless you somehow don't have any of their numbers? And I'm assuming Aurora and the rest of the crew are at least somewhat nearby.

the toy soldier's the one who brought me here probably, tim hasn't had his phone upgraded enough to work up here if he has it at all, and i dont know if nastya would start eye-twitching or laughing over the situation.

If it brought you there, it can bring you back. and laughing at you does not render your Nastya incapable of helping.

didn’t say why it shot me. just did. and Nastya’s probably busy anyhow.

well maybe i fucked up a little.

Who could have predicted such a thing.

oh don't you start.

Just saying, you had plenty of warning. Heaps of it, in fact.

you don’t even know what im talking about.

I can figure that you absolutely did not listen to a word I, or anyone else, said, and it bit you on the ass?

nothing has bitten me on the ass. my ass is completely un-bitten.

Mhm.

Because you're certain you can get your ass completely unbitten without any help?

And what do you qualify as a "little pickle?"

I’d think you’d have some clue. since you claim to know me so well and all.

It was a rhetorical question.

oh good. any ideas on what I should be doing with all of this would be great then. since it’s so rhetorical.

Well, you haven't told me what your little pickle is, have you?

and should i? or would you just stare at me from three dimensions away to express your disapproval?

Depends on whether or not it's something I am actually capable of helping with. I will at least try, though.

realized i didn't know where the moon kaiser was. decided to check in on ts and. such. while i figured that one out. ts shot me. dont recognize where i am anymore.

Hm. Well, what are your immediate surroundings?

moon.

Very descriptive. I would guess your body got dumped somewhere, then. Evidently, you have a phone. Try using it to contact someone nearby, perhaps?

and who else exactly is on the moon with me, fuckface?

The Toy Soldier? Tim? Unless you somehow don't have any of their numbers? And I'm assuming Aurora and the rest of the crew are at least somewhat nearby.

the toy soldier's the one who brought me here probably, tim hasn't had his phone upgraded enough to work up here if he has it at all, and i dont know if nastya would start eye-twitching or laughing over the situation.

well maybe i fucked up a little.

Who could have predicted such a thing.

oh don't you start.

Just saying, you had plenty of warning. Heaps of it, in fact.

you don’t even know what im talking about.

I can figure that you absolutely did not listen to a word I, or anyone else, said, and it bit you on the ass?

nothing has bitten me on the ass. my ass is completely un-bitten.

Mhm.

Because you're certain you can get your ass completely unbitten without any help?

And what do you qualify as a "little pickle?"

I’d think you’d have some clue. since you claim to know me so well and all.

It was a rhetorical question.

oh good. any ideas on what I should be doing with all of this would be great then. since it’s so rhetorical.

Well, you haven't told me what your little pickle is, have you?

and should i? or would you just stare at me from three dimensions away to express your disapproval?

Depends on whether or not it's something I am actually capable of helping with. I will at least try, though.

realized i didn't know where the moon kaiser was. decided to check in on ts and. such. while i figured that one out. ts shot me. dont recognize where i am anymore.

Hm. Well, what are your immediate surroundings?

moon.

Very descriptive. I would guess your body got dumped somewhere, then. Evidently, you have a phone. Try using it to contact someone nearby, perhaps?

and who else exactly is on the moon with me, fuckface?

well maybe i fucked up a little.

Who could have predicted such a thing.

oh don't you start.

Just saying, you had plenty of warning. Heaps of it, in fact.

you don’t even know what im talking about.

I can figure that you absolutely did not listen to a word I, or anyone else, said, and it bit you on the ass?

nothing has bitten me on the ass. my ass is completely un-bitten.

Mhm.

Because you're certain you can get your ass completely unbitten without any help?

And what do you qualify as a "little pickle?"

I’d think you’d have some clue. since you claim to know me so well and all.

It was a rhetorical question.

oh good. any ideas on what I should be doing with all of this would be great then. since it’s so rhetorical.

Well, you haven't told me what your little pickle is, have you?

and should i? or would you just stare at me from three dimensions away to express your disapproval?

Depends on whether or not it's something I am actually capable of helping with. I will at least try, though.

realized i didn't know where the moon kaiser was. decided to check in on ts and. such. while i figured that one out. ts shot me. dont recognize where i am anymore.

Hm. Well, what are your immediate surroundings?

moon.

well maybe i fucked up a little.

Who could have predicted such a thing.

oh don't you start.

Just saying, you had plenty of warning. Heaps of it, in fact.

you don’t even know what im talking about.

I can figure that you absolutely did not listen to a word I, or anyone else, said, and it bit you on the ass?

nothing has bitten me on the ass. my ass is completely un-bitten.

Mhm.

Because you're certain you can get your ass completely unbitten without any help?

And what do you qualify as a "little pickle?"

I’d think you’d have some clue. since you claim to know me so well and all.

It was a rhetorical question.

oh good. any ideas on what I should be doing with all of this would be great then. since it’s so rhetorical.

Well, you haven't told me what your little pickle is, have you?

and should i? or would you just stare at me from three dimensions away to express your disapproval?

Depends on whether or not it's something I am actually capable of helping with. I will at least try, though.

realized i didn't know where the moon kaiser was. decided to check in on ts and. such. while i figured that one out. ts shot me. dont recognize where i am anymore.

well maybe i fucked up a little.

Who could have predicted such a thing.

oh don't you start.

Just saying, you had plenty of warning. Heaps of it, in fact.

you don’t even know what im talking about.

I can figure that you absolutely did not listen to a word I, or anyone else, said, and it bit you on the ass?

nothing has bitten me on the ass. my ass is completely un-bitten.

Mhm.

Because you're certain you can get your ass completely unbitten without any help?

And what do you qualify as a "little pickle?"

I’d think you’d have some clue. since you claim to know me so well and all.

It was a rhetorical question.

oh good. any ideas on what I should be doing with all of this would be great then. since it’s so rhetorical.

Well, you haven't told me what your little pickle is, have you?

and should i? or would you just stare at me from three dimensions away to express your disapproval?

well maybe i fucked up a little.

Who could have predicted such a thing.

oh don't you start.

Just saying, you had plenty of warning. Heaps of it, in fact.

you don’t even know what im talking about.

I can figure that you absolutely did not listen to a word I, or anyone else, said, and it bit you on the ass?

nothing has bitten me on the ass. my ass is completely un-bitten.

Mhm.

Because you're certain you can get your ass completely unbitten without any help?

And what do you qualify as a "little pickle?"

I’d think you’d have some clue. since you claim to know me so well and all.

It was a rhetorical question.

oh good. any ideas on what I should be doing with all of this would be great then. since it’s so rhetorical.

well maybe i fucked up a little.

Who could have predicted such a thing.

oh don't you start.

Just saying, you had plenty of warning. Heaps of it, in fact.

you don’t even know what im talking about.

I can figure that you absolutely did not listen to a word I, or anyone else, said, and it bit you on the ass?

nothing has bitten me on the ass. my ass is completely un-bitten.

Mhm.

Because you're certain you can get your ass completely unbitten without any help?

And what do you qualify as a "little pickle?"

I’d think you’d have some clue. since you claim to know me so well and all.

well maybe i fucked up a little.

Who could have predicted such a thing.

oh don't you start.

Just saying, you had plenty of warning. Heaps of it, in fact.

you don’t even know what im talking about.

I can figure that you absolutely did not listen to a word I, or anyone else, said, and it bit you on the ass?

nothing has bitten me on the ass. my ass is completely un-bitten.

Mhm.

Because you're certain you can get your ass completely unbitten without any help?

well maybe i fucked up a little.

Who could have predicted such a thing.

oh don't you start.

Just saying, you had plenty of warning. Heaps of it, in fact.

you don’t even know what im talking about.

I can figure that you absolutely did not listen to a word I, or anyone else, said, and it bit you on the ass?

nothing has bitten me on the ass. my ass is completely un-bitten.

Mhm.