free of impediments

“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual

holy fuck this is so gorgeous. I've been out of the altmal loop for like 10 years but it's making me wanna come back.

I am rewriting the story 10 years later!!!! First chapter is live.

I'm obsessed with this - also annoyed that I wasn't including proper credits when I was making edits 10 years ago

When the man of your dreams is a video game character

Greek myths are fucking great because their gods are so human. They argue, they fuck up at things, they make fun of each other, they piss each other off, it’s great, there’s so much human interaction and then Christianity comes in like that guy and is all like “oh my god is infallible and knows everything and immortal and everywhere at once and you can’t see it but its totally there and stronger than everything” shut the fuck up Christianity go take a writing class

did you just call the Christian god a Mary Sue