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Not going 2 the convention bc I have to save money for boyfriend adventures but that is ok there will be other conventions I can harass this guy at perhaps even closer by

#schwätzle

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machine-unlearning

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

Would it be legal in any location (especially the US and Britain) to distribute copies of a book titled "1984" under the completely unrelated authorial pseudonym "George Orwell" and have it just be the existing text of 1984 but with the following added:

1) Winston and O'Brien BDSM scene in the Ministry of Love

2) 3 added paragraphs scattered throughout the book where Winston refers to tattered texts he read as a child by a thinker named "Kropotkin"

Idk I just think it would be fun to confuse people and perhaps throw a few classrooms into approximately 20 minutes of disarray.

#schwätzle

music-daily

Lil Nas X gives a life update.

#Improved mental health AND new music soon??!!#I am truly not ready. It feels like J Christ came out an hour ago even though it comes on my player once a week #DREAMBOY IS FINALLY HAPPENINGGGGG I hope he makes crazy bank from it and relaxes his beautiful heart out when it releases

loontattoo

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

#Every year in the US I am expected to know 20 more Christmas movies

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louisegluckpdf

none who ask me what i plan on doing with my master’s degree shall prosper

#To be fair I plan to get a M.S. in either SLP or library science and I think it's pretty clear what I'll end up doing with either of those

nnjrwpu

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

#fav #photos #otters

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#You get a flying squirrel :)

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#You get a little hamster :)

crabussy

a gentle reminder

the-scungles-of-crungles

Idk

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#Um....prev.........what about me? Also I give you a fat little seal :)

samirasystole

ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

#MY JOB.

verygoodcomments

#I got drafted to the deli a block down from my workplace

altdeutschesmoevchen

Being in a Human Centipede musical project is really funny in hindsight considering I have a somewhat opposite relationship with Josef Heiter as a character as Dieter Laser did

altdeutschesmoevchen

Also "Yeah the guy we cast as Heiter also just happens to be named Dieter Josef (+ another irrelevant forename) and one of the only German people out of the 3 campuses we got auditions from. 100% coincidence." And it genuinely was. I auditioned under one of my American Names after one of my friends who was helping compose the instrumentals reached out to me before auditions launched like, "Hey, I know you're not in school for it, but you have theatre and musical experience. Do you know what would be REALLY funny?"

But it is also sweet that because of me we did end up with 1 very specific, quick line that our writer + director wrote 2 whole pages on in her final presentation of the project and talked about how important it is to regard stage actors as potential script writers in their own way, especially considering the constant need to improvise during shows even under strict direction. There's a LOT more negotiation to be har between directors and actors in the stage scene than there is in the film scene. And she said part of why she chose to adapt Human Centipede of all things was because she knew there was a lot of negotiation and rewriting behind the scenes of the movie and that's something she wanted to experience with her actors.

Obviously, I'm not Laser and don't have anything close to his talent nor his experience in acting, personally, professionally, or otherwise. But that's why it felt so cool to work with a professional director and get a feeling of what she wanted out of the production and how to go about realising that, and to even make a small suggestion (which acutely started off as a joke among myself and my castmate playing Jenny) that she really liked and integrated into the script.

#schwätzle

Being in a Human Centipede musical project is really funny in hindsight considering I have a somewhat opposite relationship with Josef Heiter as a character as Dieter Laser did

#schwätzle #Idk what preposition should actually be used there I'm tired #But idk. Stuff about family history and generational guilt and all that #'Somewhat' opposite relationship with the character because. Well. We still despise the phenomenon he embodies

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crabussy

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

crabussy

it’s normal for sandwich to make you feel like you’re dying. this is a normal sandwich experience

hexabeast

#Truly how it felt after an upper endorsement and my GI doc still had no idea why I was often nauseated especially in hot weather #Hyperadrenergic POTS 👍

proteusolm

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

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Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

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