Alright_Anakin

Two examples from Star Wars, and both very similar, both from Obi-Wan in similar contexts.

“You’re Satine’s sister, aren’t you?” (Bo is silent) “I’m so sorry.”

Like, in context, he’s apologizing because he couldn’t save her, but out of context it sounds like he’s apologizing that Bo has to endure having Satine for a sister.

And then the other one from ROTS that has the same energy:

“Anakin is the father, isn’t he? I’m sorry.”

Angstpril 2026

Hi everyone!

It’s that time of year again! We are excited to announce that we are hosting the event again this year!

All prompts, FAQs, and rules can be found in the graphics and below the cut! 

501st clones: “AUH GOD IS THAT THE GUY?”

other 501st clones: “omgomg it’s thE RED AND BLACK GUY WITH HORNS?”

everyone else: “what”

more 501st clones: “THE ONE THAT ALMOST RAN OVER GENERAL SKYWALKER”

all 501st clones simultaneously: “the stories were TRUE”

Lmao 😭

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Today is the one year anniversary of posting my first podfic! And as that was before I started using Tumblr, I wanted to be sure and share it here. It’s a hilarious little fic, and the one that made me go from “hm making podfic sounds fun” to “I need to record this”

AO3 Link: In Which Palpatine Suffers a Ghost Infestation [Podfic]

Fandom: Star Wars

Writer: BloodyMary​

Text: In Which Palpatine Suffers a Ghost Infestation

Reader: Kittona

Rating: G

Length: 5:50

Summary: And they won’t shut up about how his clothes reflect on Naboo. Really, being a Sith Emperor is not a reason to make your Nubian ancestors suffer second-hand embarrassment, is it?

Carlisle humbly suggests they are the generic North American Coven because they move around but generally stick to the northern USA and Canada. Most other covens are named after their geographical region, after all.

Edward and Esme's instantly answer "The Cullen Coven" or, perhaps, "Carlisle's coven." Emmett and Bella nod along.

Alice's expression goes blank for a few seconds and then she cheerfully announces that in 500 years, if the Volturi don't kill them, they'll be known as the 'Golden Ones of Quadrant Two.'

"Why not the Rochester Coven?" Rosalie asks. "Or the Gatlinburg coven? We've lived there, too!"

Vader, seriously: directly or indirectly?

Leia: what?

Vader: well electrocuting me is different to sending Dooku to start the war and then me getting injured during the war, you see?

- so mon mothma (based on the ep3 deleted scenes) knew Padme pretty well. and consequently TOTALLY clocked that she was pregnant. she knew. a bunch of senators knew. they never said anything because they respected her privacy.

- however padme was good at keeping her Secret Affairs under wraps so mon mothma had no idea who the father was. she never guessed it might be anakin bcos everyone knows Jedi don’t do stuff like that.

- padme dies suddenly & mysteriously. shortly thereafter bail organa and his wife announce that they’ve adopted a baby girl. 

- at the time mon mothma does not think much of this BUT later as leia gets older she begins to resemble padme more and more in both looks & personality and mon mothma is like. hmmm.

- so she draws the natural conclusion.

- padme was having an affair with bail organa! and when she died in childbirth bail quietly ‘adopted’ the baby to avoid the scandal.

- mon mothma elects not to say anything about this because it’s not really her business and also the past is the past and padme has been. dead for several years at this point and she doesn’t feel like opening that wound back up.

- instead she just, takes leia under her wing.

- anyway! later when a kid w the last name Skywalker who says his dad was a jedi shows up to join the rebellion she’s like. hm.

- she didn’t know anakin well but at the very least she knew OF him and they like, probably met

- so she figures anakin must have fathered a child while he was travelling the galaxy during the clone wars. she never really liked anakin so she’s just like ‘hm guess he was a deadbeat dad. can’t say I’m surprised.’

- she is not aware however that Anakin became Darth Vader so she doesn’t really feel the need to say anything to luke about this. as far as she’s aware luke already knows the truth about his parentage. at most she might be like ‘hey I knew your dad a bit, he was a good jedi & a war hero’.

- so as far as mon mothma is concerned, anakin skywalker’s son and padme amidala’s daughter are both fighting for the rebellion. the fact that they’re the same age is just kind of a coincidence. tatooine uses a different calendar from most planets so she never notices that they literally have the same birthday.

- anyway later Leia is like ‘so guess what! luke is my long-lost brother. isn’t that wild?’

- and mon mothma is like

………………….’PADME WAS BANGING ANAKIN SKYWALKER????’

Leia: he was Darth Vader.

Mon Mothma: ……….

Mon Mothma: MOTHERFUCKER-

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

as well as the three laws of fandom:

However I will add, PLEASE TAG YOUR STUFF APPROPRIATELY. If it is a ship, MARK IT A SHIP. Do not purposely mis-tag things in order to get more hits. If you do that, then someone has a right to point it out and ask that you change it.

"You didn't kill Anakin Skywalker. I did."

in the middle of art block but i really wanted to do this idea justice lmao didnt have the strenght to make it more renaissance but you get the idea!!