Buck Up

Same.

having thick ass hair is such a pain i just want smooth thin silky beautiful hair that waves in the wind while the sun shines elegantly in the background

disclaimer: i do not have hair on my ass. i was referring to hair on my head, thanks

enough

How is you have never been at #SDCC before?

What I hate about heteronormativity is that you will get the most mind-blowing, realistic, palpable chemistry between two characters of the same gender in a show and the writer/cast will bend over backwards to pretend it’s in the fans heads or make out it’s some amusing and impossible joke, yet you’ll get the dullest, most rubbish, forced, stilted ‘romance’ shoved in your face and be expected to just go with it because hey, it’s a man and a lady who are white and moderately attractive, of course it’s true love. Of bloody course. 

[Person 1: Hey, I’m home. Person 2: TAMPON! TAAMPOON!]

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

Thank you fangirlinginleatherboots <3

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this hurt.

Yup

Games and Nintendo Directs aside, Iwata cutting his own salary when the Wii U was struggling so that nobody else would have to is probably the most genuine thing that the president of a major corporation has ever done. You could really tell that he cared about Nintendo which is such a rare thing to see in corporations in general, let alone video game developers. I am really sad to see him go.

A+ to that girl for getting vaccinated as soon as she was able. Fuck those parents.

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

WHERE.IS.THE.LIE?

I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it.

#i want it to spring into existence already written for me #but i don’t want someone else to write it because they’ll do it wrong

You know you need to get your life together when the USA beats you to something