Lab Rat and Paige go on a date!
We begin with Paige knocking at the entrance of the Gag Lab demanding to be let in.
Paige: Hello? Lab Rat? Are you there?
Lab Rat: Uh yeah, here I am!
Paige: Well, are you gonna let me in or what?
Lab Rat: Yes, until you stop screaming so I can open the doors
As Lab Rat open the door, he sees that Paige is ready to go on their date as she’s picked her best dress to go out with.
Paige: Hi Lab Rat, are you ready for our date?
Lab Rat: yes, actually! I showered, put deodorant on, got me some cologne, and brushed my teeth.
Paige: wow, I’m surprised you actually took care of yourself!
Lab Rat: don’t rub it in.
Lab Rat: I’m working on it, ok?
Paige: whatever. You got your clothes? Because you’re still wearing your regular attire.
Lab Rat: oh yeah, uh, give me a second. I’m gonna put them on!
After 20 minutes, Lab Rat has put on his date clothes and is ready to show it to Paige.
Lab Rat: alright Paige, how do I look?
Paige: oh wow, lab rat, you look stunning! (She swoons)
Lab Rat: yeah, right, you only say that to not hurt my feelings
Paige: oh no no no, like I mean it, you’re handsome! Look, if I didn’t like your outfit, YOU WOULD KNOW IT! (She says angrily)
Lab Rat: okay Paige, no need to be aggressive!
Paige: ok well, all I can say is that whenever we go to prom again, everyone will be jealous that I’m dancing with you instead of them!
Lab Rat: y-yeah! That’s, uh… cool. Okay, are we going to that restaurant or not.
Lab Rat: okay, well, let’s head out!
Paige and Lab Rat end up leaving the Gag Lab and arrive at a curb to go to the restaurant. They arrive at the front entrance.
Paige: okay, so this is the restaurant, right?
Paige: awesome! Come on, Lab Rat, let’s go! (Paige grabs Lab Rat’s right hand)
(Once they arrive, Lab Rat pushes the front door entrance)
Lab Rat: okay, Paige, we’re about to enter, now Paige, PLEASE, don’t be too naggy!
Paige: (scuffs) ugh, whatever, Mr. Mad Scientist!
Lab Rat: don’t. call. me. that. in. public.
Paige: uuugghhh, ok Lab Rat!
Lab Rat: ugh ok, um, hey, he’d like a table for 2!
Table Woman: yeah! Come this way!
(Lab Rat and Paige walk to their assigned table)
Waiter: what would you two like to drink today?
Lab Rat: I’ll take a Coke.
Paige: I would like a Fanta!
Waiter: alright, it’ll be on your way!
Paige: ok, so, now, what should we talk about?
Lab Rat: hmm… I don’t know. Maybe we should start with how your behavior is going.
Paige: what about my behavior? I think I’ve improved in the last month or so!
Lab Rat: yeah, well you’ve still got A
Lab Rat: well first off, you need to stop calling me Mr mad scientist, or at least stop calling me that in public.
Paige: well, what nickname do I use for you?
Lab Rat: (scoffs) I don’t know, maybe you can call me Labby or something.
Paige: (Laughs) Labby? What kind of a nickname is that?
Lab Rat: I-i don’t know, I just made it up on the spot…
Paige: well, it sounds ridiculous.
Lab Rat: yeah, it does. I don’t know what I was thinking.
Paige: well, it’s hilarious, so I think I’m gonna use it on you!
Waiter: alright, here are your drinks!
Paige: thank you, waiter!
Waiter: you’re welcome, you to (she leaves to serve another table)
Paige: huh, I didn’t know you used the word “mam”
Lab Rat: and what? You got a problem with that?
Paige: no, it’s just that I’m surprised someone your age would use that word.
Lab Rat: hey! I like that word, c’mon.
Paige: well, I don’t mind, it just that I was taken aback.
Waiter: ok, what would you 2 like to eat today?
Lab Rat: uh, I’d like Chicken Tenders with fries!
Waiter: and for you, mam?
Waiter: alright, both will be on your way soon!
Paige: really, you order chicken tenders? Why not eat something healthier?
Lab Rat: I just like chicken tenders! Is that so wrong to say?
Paige: it’s that’s it’s kind of childish…
Lab Rat: yeah, well, I like them! Ok?
Paige: gee, ok calm down.
Waiter: alright, mam here’s your salad.
Waiter: and here’s your chicken tenders, sir.
Waiter: you’re welcome! Let me you if you 2 need anything!
The 2 then end up eating their food.
Paige: I gotta say, this salad is delicious!
Lab Rat: and these Tenders taste so good!
As the 2 of them finish their food, Paige ends up talking about how their relationship is going.
Paige: so Lab Rat, how do you think our relationship is going?
Lab Rat: um, what do you mean by that, Paige?
Paige: like, do you love me? Like, do you truly feel love in your heart for me?
Lab Rat: well, yeah, I guess…
Paige: whatever do you mean “I guess”
Lab Rat: well, you know, we only know each other because we accidentally bumped into each other. Plus when we went to that dance, you were mean to everyone.
Paige: well, I only act that way because I think I’m above everyone.
Lab Rat: ok but why do you think you are?
Paige: well, I’m popular, and I’m rich!
Lab Rat: your status should not change the way you treat others!
Paige: why shouldn’t I? After all, my parents do it, people on tv do it, so why shouldn’t I?
Lab Rat: well, your parents are probably just bossy and making people do what they want because they’re in power. And those reality tv stars are over exaggerated and you shouldn’t mimic their behavior.
Paige: oh really? What a grand relevation!
Lab Rat: but it’s true, Paige!
Paige: how could it be true!
Lab Rat: because you’re behaving badly!
Paige: how? If my parents can talk down to people, then I can to!
Lab Rat: no Paige! I know you can a be better person than your parents and those reality tv stars and those nepo babies!
Lab Rat: yes, Paige, I am saying that. I’m sure you were badly raised or you were bullied yourself. It’s never too late to change your behavior.
Paige: oh wow, um… I had no idea you cared about me this much, Lab Rat. I would’ve thought that you saw me as an irredeemable monster.
Lab Rat: yeah, no Paige, truest me, I’ve dealt with actual irredeemable monsters, you are no where near as bad as those people. I think you just need to learn how to be a better and kinder person!
Paige: aww, thanks Lab Rat! Say, would you mind if he hugged and… kissed?
The 2 then hug and kiss, and some people in the restaurant go into applause. Then the waiter comes in to take their plates
Waiter: so, you 2 done eating?
Waiter: Alright, let me go get the check!
Waiter: alright, that’ll be $27.45.
Lab Rat: oh, um, I don’t think I have any mone-
Paige: here, I’ll pay for it!
Lab Rat: oh thanks Paige!
Paige: You’re welcome, Labby!
Paige pays the amount, and the 2 head out of the restaurant and wind up back to the Gag Lab.
Lab Rat: alright so, did you have a good time on our date, Paige? Cause I sure did!
Paige: Absolutely, Lab Rat!
Lab Rat: good! Now, you have to promise me one thing?
Paige: what is it, Labby?
Lab Rat: Are you going to start being kinder and accepting of people?
Paige: uhhhh… yes, slowly but surely I will.
Lab Rat: that’s the spirit, Paige!
Paige: thanks, Labby. Now, I think I better go home now.
Lab Rat: alright, well, I hope to see you tomorrow, Paige!
Paige: you to Labby. Goodbye!
Lab Rat open the door so that Paige can leave the Gag lab and get back home.
Lab Rat: man, I think I’m gonna enjoy her presence more and more over time.
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