with magic soaking my spine

y’all hype up men on this app that I would personally use as a scarecrow

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil