Brainrot Dumpsterfire

Here’s the scene where Phoenix straight up calls Edgeworth daddy mid-trial:

Here’s a manga panel from the official anthology casebook:

Here’s a pair of official art where the gang goes to a festival. Miles wins a blue badger plush… Which is later seen on Phoenix’s bed in another artwork:

They bicker like an old married couple in the post-trilogy games:

They say shit like THIS in a courthouse:

They’ve made multiple jabs at the other’s ‘inflexibility’ during trials. I don’t got the screenshots but please trust me on this.

The infamous marriage conversation from Turnabout Wedding, where if you present edgeworth a flyer of the flying chapel, he will comment that it’s a romantic venue for a wedding:

The matching rings. The official, licensed matching rings.

They are even marketed together for fuck’s sake.

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- The fact that Trucy has done the “stow-away-in-mr-edgeworth’s-suitcase” trick enough times that Miles isn’t even surprised she showed up in Khu'rain in spirit of justice. Meaning that she frequently stowed away in his luggage and came along on Phoenix’s trips to europe with Edgeworth during his disbarment.

- The whole 75% of Justice for All where Phoenix acted like a scorned lover whenever anyone brings up Edgeworth because he was presumed dead-by-scooter-ankle. He was noticably more bitter throughout the game honestly. Seriously, he was livid.

- It’s on the collage, but Miles frequently watches Trucy’s magic shows with Phoenix, who invited him.

- Phoenix asked the Sprockets if Miles could attend their wedding at the end of turnabout wedding. Miles actually went. They’re just there standing together watching Larry get mauled by a bunch of ladies after he caught the boquet.

- In a conversation with Maya, it was revealed that Phoenix transferred to law school midway through his art degree after seeing Edgeworth getting slandered on a newspaper. His letters and calls over the years went unanswered, and he wanted so badly to talk to him that he became a lawyer just to see Edgeworth again. The entirety of Ace Attorney would fall apart if he wasn’t obsessed with reaching Edgeworth. Then, after the 7-year gap and his disbarment was lifted, he took the bar exam again after Edgeworth asked him to return to law and solve a massive case together. He didn’t take the bar for edgeworth once, but TWICE.

- I haven’t even touched on the anime. The golden chains imagery in the first opening. The signal samurai keychains subplot. The very wholesome childhood episodes where they spend time together as kids and still thinking of each other after being driven apart, and Phoenix succesfully reaching out to Miles once through a radio request. All of it, man.

Okay there is so much still, but I’m not about to drop a whole essay on why narumitsu is pretty much in canon limbo. Because sophie_inthesky on AO3 already did that for us.

Here’s the legendary 57K word narumitsu essay ‘Evidence is Everything’ detailing every single bit of narumitsu hints in all of Ace Attorney media, including non-canon productions, merchandise, and behind the scenes game development interviews and artbook excerpts.

It’s very thorough. It’s an incredible read. And with that, I rest my case!

Have a bonus official art of the two idiots going on a coffee date that got crashed by Maya.

THE MARRIED BICKERING COUPLE IS BACK!!!!

They're so unofficially official it's insane 🤣

You have pairs where it's kinda obvious that the game ships it (Acherswan, Hertamei, Aventio, and I think Phaidei?)

And then you have these two who don't even have that many interactions in the game and yet Argenti casually drags him aside to give him a lecture that one time, they're hilarious whenever they do happen to be together, there was also a nice moment in Argenti's hoyofair short, they have a rollercoaster interaction and now part of 2025 the concert is dedicated to them!

this was originally going to be a fully sketched shitpost, but i got a little lazy

little doodle of little owlet