wahoo!!!

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

i literally dont care if women are evil

Absolutely based

always reblog bonnie

I'm not even sure if they do still make tumblr

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one