wahoo!!!

Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary

pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re sexless.

gandalf at 3am: I identify as Tired, peregrin took

The fact that Frodo's parents died when he was young, his uncle left him just when he came of age, he inherited the devil in the form of a ring, WILLINGLY went on a suicide mission, lost everything he cared about including himself, was left with aches and pains, and ultimately in a way had to die to get his happy ending, is the reason why I can't sleep and why when they shovel dirt on my corpse the dirt won't be as heavy as the second hand despair and anger I get from him.

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Have you or any of your loved ones been personally been the victim of popular American TV show Supernatural (2005-2020)?

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.