Curse o'clock

Leo, you look spectacular with glasses. They match your eyes. -wipes away a tear-

I like that they're red. Teehee~

@youmustpickagodandpray Leo can say he learned a lot more from me than whatever park he listened to.

Leo is still a respectable and intelligent young man no matter who taught him. I shall adopt him too and teach him even more. Wait. What have you taught him?

He taught him how to be a loser.

Of course! Elise shall be well taken care of as well Prince Leo. Gaius, please refrain from name calling. I hear too much of this between Chrom and Lissa.

Gaius needs to learn to be careful about what he says~

Murder or Quiver if You will

Wow, this is some political campaign you're running here buddy. Teehee. Maybe we could wear some crow feathers. They molt every now and again. Imagine how great we'd look. Nyahahahahaha! Remember Nohr is the land of gnomes and trolls!

You were looking in a mirror dressed up as me, weren’t you? How dare you accuse me of such heinous crimes, Gaiud. ANIMALS ARE PURE!

Milord, please ignore him. Whenever you argue with him, he becomes smug and pleased with his ability to invoke feelings of disgust or anger. No fighting! Gaius, please desist from these campaigns. Milord has done nothing of the sort. I would know.

Hmph. Someone like Chrom would do anything if he was angry enough. Not even the poor adorable kittens and puppies are free from his reckless wrath. For shame, for shame. Perhaps you should keep a better handle on your lord, Frederick. Your horse fould be the next victim.

Don’t you ever think that! While YOU might kick puppies when thinking about Alm, Chrom wouldn’t do anything like that if he was angry enough! He loves animals. My dad does a wonderful job of keeping tabs on Chrom! His horse is safe.

That sounds super rude. Why don’t we all just enjoy the time we have together!? We’re like a huge family!

Ah, yes. Before Gaius decides to end us all one day in a campaign. Please, let us join in celebration of friendship we have now. I invite you all to join me in Hoshido for a grand celebration.

Oooh! I'm game. Nyahaha. I've been needing a large group of one hundred people to experiment on.

Team Grima! Most definitely!

My haircuts are always the best. Teehee.

@allmyfriendsarecrows

I heard from a bunch of feathered friends that there’s juicy drama going around? Did I die and become a ghost yet?

Oh? Then why did you request Chrom's death to Gaius? Don't think that I don't keep tabs on you. Nyahaha. Only if I can ensure it'll be a surprise.