and it's like the sky is new

Babe, you don’t have to show me off or anything, I mean you’re gonna be star of the show.. Well star of the room anyway, just like you always. Poison Ivy sounds awesome, because you know all those damn Cheerio’s of yours are going to turn up in their underwear claiming to be animals of some sort. Yeah like no, I just really don’t want to go back to that memory right now.. I’ll convince someone to have something, don’t worry about it.

Oh, no, no, no. I do have to show you off. You're very much mine this year and I have to keep your weird little freshmen fangirls off your body, cause it's mine. You have a tendency to steal the show, too, y'know. With your charm and your sex appeal and your voice and your face and your everything. Yes, which is why I will be setting the example for originality as well as ultimate sexiness. Thanks, baby. Hmm, maybe we can see if Izzy Frizz's house will be available.

I know and those costumes are great and make you look totally cute but you’re my girl this year, I wanna show you off. Yeah I mean as hot as French maids and nurses are, we can totally do better than that. Fuck me, Poison Ivy would be ridiculously hot. It was a kick ass party but when I find used fucking condoms in my fucking room then shit is not okay. Like not even in the least bit okay.

Hmm, I'm looking forward to having you show me off, baby. And it's only fair that I get to show you off too. French maids and nurses and Playboy bunnies are the lazy slutty costumes. And Aliyah Puckerman is not lazy. She has flair. Well, we'll put Poison Ivy on the list of possibilities then. Used condoms? Ew ew ew ew ew ew times a trillion. That's absolutely disgusting. We are so not dealing with that this year. Someone else can pick up all that nastiness in their own poor house.

Okay, that sounds perfect to me. You know you can wear anything, Al, and when I say anything I mean it. Have you had any idea’s so far? Like anything at all? We’ll find something to go to and no it’s not being held at Casa De Lopez, not after what happened last year. Everything gets so damn messy.

I hope you're right about that. Well, I'm always a princess or a fairy or something like that so maybe something with a bit more edge? Nothing to do with zombies or French maids. Everyone's doing that. Hmm, I know I said no to body suits, but a superhero could be fun. Or better yet, a super villainess! I like their costumes better. Like Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty and even Poison Ivy. Oh god, that party was fucking insane last year. I found so many things I really did not need to see once we kicked everyone out.

Yeah, totally. Jesus, that’ll be so so hot. Something that isn’t a body suit? But why can’t it be like mean girls? You know, when they’re like Halloween is the one night a year you can dress like a slut but no can say shit about it. Have you heard anything major? I mean I’ve heard about a million different parties but none of them seem all that huge.

We'll work on that for a night we can have our own holiday party, just you and me. Hmm, well, you have a point there. Mean Girls is the bible to high school survival. What slutty outfit should I go for then? Sadly, I haven't heard anything. Honestly, it's a lot of wannabes trying to start up a badass party and failing miserably.

Because, I think you’d look damn sexy, but uh.. We’ll save that one. You’re gonna need something more tame if we’re heading out to a party which isn’t even a question.

That's probably the best idea. If I'm going to be a dominatrix, I only want to be yours. I'm going to need something that isn't a body suit, baby. Where should we go? As if I'd skip out on a party on Halloween.

Dominatrix. Done.

Oh really now? What brought on this costume idea?