planet freak

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

it’s really important you ship your friends with their favorite character

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit