May thy knife chip and shatter

Sometimes a family can be an ex-communicated knight with anger issues, a gay drunk priest, and their 12yo daughter that can speak to angels

zendaya is old hollywood personified: the return of the god-like movie star. we’ll still talk about her decades from now because honest to god? no one has a more impressive run. z is playing the whole industry like a violin. queen was swinging from the ceiling right into zac efron’s shook ass face, had bruno mars serenading her pathetically, was kissed by hunter schafer and jacob elordi, bisexualized two tennis players, married actual spider man, was mugler’s muse, stunned the met gala, bagged a pattinson wedding movie, became nolan’s athena, and had enough game to be cracking lisan al gaib all across the whole damn desert. call her tashi duncan the way zendaya scores. playing 3D chess since the beginning y’all this is generational range

An Agamemnon that doesn’t care about Iphigenia and happily sacrifices her makes for a boring story

Today's angst is centered around Agamemnon in the Underworld actively avoiding showing his face around Iphigenia, who seems very happy despite her death and maybe even deified, out of complete shame

"Oh but it was more historically accurate for Menelaus to scar Helen's face! No real husband would have forgiven her!" Then maybe don't adapt Greek Mythology then? Don't adapt myths that very much portrayed their characters as human and dynamic and gray? If you're gonna dumb it down well then why choose Menelaus and Helen to portray it? Menelaus and Helen who were said to have eventually forgiven each other in the end? Why choose Greek Mythology at all, complex as it's characters are? It's really not that hard a concept to grasp.