Alex and Kara: [sitting in jail]
Kara: So who do we call?
Alex: I'd say Maggie but I feel safer in jail.

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Alex and Kara: [sitting in jail]
Kara: So who do we call?
Alex: I'd say Maggie but I feel safer in jail.

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Alex: Are we going too far?
Maggie: No. We went too far four hours ago. Now we're going to jail.
Alex, teaching Kara how to drive: Okay, you're driving but then Lena and Mon-El step onto the road. What do you hit?
Kara: Oh, definitely Mon-El. I could never hurt Lena.
Alex: The brakes, Kara! You hit the brakes!
Superfriends: [playing monopoly]
Alex: Du hast geschummelt!
Maggie, sighing: Whatever you say, babe
Kara: Wait, you speak German?
Maggie: No. I just know the phrase "you cheated" in every single language Alex speaks
Alex: One of you will betray me tonight
Kara: Is it me, Alex?
Alex: No
Lena: Is it me, Alex?
Alex: It's not you either
Maggie, sighing: ... Is it me, Alex?
Alex: iS iT Me aLeX?¿?
Maggie: I ate your ice cream ONE time okay?!

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Lena: Rules are made to be followed
Kara: No, they're made to be broken
Lena: Nothing's made to be broken
Kara: Piñatas?
Maggie and Alex, at the same time: BONES?
Lena: ... Aw hell nah
Kara: [screams]
Alex: [screams louder to establish dominance]
Lena: Should we... stop them?
Maggie: No no I wanna see who wins
Kara: I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Lena: I came here to attack you and I'm honestly having such a good time
Kelly: Can you perform under pressure?
Alex: Well I'm not sure I know all the lyrics but I could sing bohemian rhapsody instead?
Lena: It's a bit cold
Kara: Well maybe you should go stand in the corner-
Alex: -bECAUSE CORNERS HAVE 90 DEGREES
Kara & Alex: [high five]
Lena: I will kill both of you

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Alex: I've only said I love you to two people in my entire life
Kara: To who?
Alex: To Maggie and the woman in the store who I mistook for Maggie
Maggie: I'm going to the store, you want anything?
Alex: I want to die
Maggie: I've told you before; there's perfectly good bleach in the kitchen. I'm not gonna buy you the expensive kind
Alex: fuck
Kara: We don't use bad words in this household
Alex in the distance: FUCK!
Alex: So have you ever thought about kids?
Maggie: I've thought about dragons
Alex: ... I like your thoughts better
Kelly: If you want to feed the baby grapes cut them in half
Alex: [stares in horror]
Kelly: The grapes, not the baby
Kelly: ...
Kelly: Are you sure you want to be a mom????

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Kara: I hate security questions like "What was your childhood pet's name?" It's dead, man! I wanted a security question and not PTSD!
Alex: ... so you really miss that stray cat huh?
Kelly: Don't forget to pick the kids up from school
Alex: It's saturday. They're both upstairs
Kelly: It is wednesday and we have THREE KIDS