Alex’s Blog

CRAIG: Clyde. Let go of my arm

CLYDE: sniffle. NO! This is probably the demons you summoned from your ouija board!

CRAIG: But you bought it.

CLYDE: YEAH! And we did it at your house so you’d get killed by demons and not the rest of us!

CLYDE: AND WHERE IS ALL THE MUSIC COMING FROM?!

TWEEK: Those voices sound familiar.. it can’t be

JIMMY: W-w what did you say Tweek?

TWEEK: O- Oh it’s nothing. Nothing important at all just mumbling to myself a bit

JIMMY: Alright, W- Wh- Whatever you say I g- guess

TOLKIEN: I think the voices are coming from up ahead

???: You need to stop with the singing dude, someone’s gonna find us

???: Oh lighten up Lexie, no one cares

???: I told you to stop calling me that, it’s a stupid name

CRAIG: *Clyde’s such a fucking wimp, demons don’t exist, I was just high as hell last night*

CRAIG: Wait what?

???:

???:

It’s Alex’s birthday she’s now non canonly 19!

it’s also my birthday too but that’s not that important

CLYDE: Alright so basically we were using this old ass ouija board that we found in the back of the dollar store

CLYDE: And we decided to all do it at Craig’s house so he gets possessed first

TOLKIEN: Because his parents are out of town, Clyde.

CLYDE: Tomatoe, Tomatoh.

CLYDE: ANYWAY

CLYDE: We were just asking some demon questions AND THEN A CREEPY NOISE STARTED!!

TWEEK: A.. A demon.?

JIMMY: It wa-a-snt a demon. Clyde is just mad that he pi.. p.. that he p-pissed his pants last night.

CLYDE: I didn’t piss my pants Jimmy! And there definitely was a demon! Craig has a photo

CLYDE: Right Craig?

CLYDE: . . Craig.

CLYDE: God you antisocial freak.

CLYDE: CRAIG!

CRAIG: What Clyde!

CRAIG: What do you want?!

CLYDE: Show Tweek the photo of the demon from last night

CRAIG: It’s none of his business about any demons from last night

CLYDE: Alright no need to be an asshole about it dude

CLYDE: Anyway Tweek, it’s really cool and spooky and if Craig wasn’t being an asshole you’d see how cool it was

TWEEK: N- No it’s fine, I don’t need to see it

CRAIG: Suuure you don’t

TOLKIEN: Craig, stop being all cryptic and weird.

CRAIG: I’m not being weird-

…

CRAIG: What the fuck?

All three of Alex’s main story arcs fit into this template perfectly

1. Human

2. First entering hell

3. Current time frame

So here’s this amazing picture

ALEX: Jesus Christ Craig’s room is fucking freezing

ALEX: is he fucking cold blooded or something?!

ALEX: oh wait I have fire powers :D

…

ALEX: you’ve got to be kidding me

ALEX: I FORGOT HOW SHITTY AND FREEZING COLORADO IS!

ALEX: how the hell do I get my fire back?

ALEX: wait.

ALEX: If I get a hoodie

ALEX: That would mean

ALEX: I’d be warm and be able to get back to my pyromaniac ways

ALEX: And Craig has a hoodie

ALEX: And he’s currently at the school

…

ALEX: I GUESS IM GOING BACK TO SCHOOL!

bush noises

Alex and Pip meeting up in the school

Pip and Alex talking about eating faces after the You Messed Up animation

Alex predicting Pip showing up at the bridge because she can hear him saying tallyho in the far distance