Alex Says...

Step 1: If you are in danger, scream Denise Hemphill’s name real loud. I will be on the premises, at all times and I will come-a-runnin’. Now, let’s say you scream Denise Hemphill’s name and I does not come-a-runnin’. That means I’m not on the premises, in that case, proceed to step 2.

Step 2: Call 1866-KLJ-0199. I will be notified immediately and come-a-runnin’. But hold on, if you can’t get thru to the 866 number because of long wait times and such, then what you gonna wanna do is proceed to step 3

Step 3: Get the hell outta there. Run away, real fast. Yeah, run away! get outta there! scram! And when you get to a place, that is deemed by you to be safe, call 1866-KLJ-0199.