insert hyperfixation here

people who get what I mean:

people who have found a way to have fun in the corn maze but who I'm a little worried about:

person who we are going to put in the corn:

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

Obi-Wan Kenobi! 💫💙

Obi-Wan loves reading. He used to do it all the time when he was in the crèche waiting to be chosen. It doesn't really matter what it is. Non-fiction, fiction. Histories of different planets and cultures, the ecosystems and biologies creatures, and novels of all sorts. Mysteries, romances, fantasies, mythologies. You name it, he'll read it. And he will talk to you about it.

He and Anakin have an unspoken agreement that if he listens to his padwan's explanations of mechanics, robotics, and ships, he will endure Obi-Wan’s long-winded book rants.

The reason Jocasta Nu talked back to him in Attack of the Clones was because he was terrible with returning things from the Archives. Drove her nuts his entire childhood. He's better about it once he's been Knighted, but she still gives him as much sass as he gives everyone else.

He is mistaken that drinks substitute as food. If you ask him what he's had today, he'll tell you a cup of caf, several cups of tea, maybe even a can of fizz (soda) or an energy drink. When you ask him what he's had to eat he'll kind of just stare at you before admitting he doesn't rightly know. But oh well! At least he's hydrated! (Cody, Helix, Kix, and Ahsoka are waiting for you to leave before giving him a talking to.)

Everytime he sends a text, his grammar is immaculate. No misspellings, perfect punctuation. He still uses emojis (albeit sparingly,) and sometimes will use more exclamation points or question marks than necessary, but other than that, he writes like an A+ student writing an essay for English. (Anakin and Ahsoka make fun of him for it.)

I could definitely see him as a Hozier fan, as well as Keane and Coldplay. Also, seventies pop. Elton John, ABBA, the like.

Animal-lover. This is actually one thing he and Qui-Gon had in common. The day he tried sneaking a stray tooka into their rooms, his master just chuckled and helped him give it a proper bath. (The only reason they didn't keep her is because she ended up being pregnant and they couldn't take care of all the babies or stand to seperate them from their mother. The Master and Padawan took them to a shelter and they both cried on the way back to the Temple.)

Sweet tooth. But like, in very specific way?? He likes things with chocolate, and he puts lots of sugar into his tea. But he gets his caf black? And snacks on lemon peel gummies? Anakin is appalled everytime they go to a cafshop, because the barista will give them weird looks no matter what. Whether his master asks for seven sugars in his cup of tea or seven shots of espresso and nothing else. There's no escape.

He and Quinlan both got matching tattoos when they were younger. They are the best friends ever and they thought it'd be cool. Tholme had a mini freak-out when he learned they got it done and didn't tell anyone beforehand. (Only because he was worried it'd get infected.) Qui-Gon didn't care because he knew Obi-Wan would do his research and find someplace with a good reputation. (And sanitary tools.)

Quinlan was there for Obi-Wan in the early days of Anakin's padawanship, helping him to mourn properly and also helping him take care of the hyperactive nine-year-old under his charge. (Aayla was also a huge help.)

Good with languages. Not only learning it, but adapting to different dialects and accents after he has time to listen. His Mando'a is immaculate, and he definitely scares some troopers who thought no one would be listening when he joins in on their conversation. (This is hilarious for him.)

Obi-Wan runs cold. He drops his robes to be dramatic and cool, and then pouts when he gets chills after the fight is over. (Cody finds this annoying, hilarious, and adorable all at the same time.)

When Anakin was younger, they would always huddle up in their quarters because they were both freezing. This tradition continues even as they get older. They grab blankets, snacks, warm drinks, and watch holos in a little blanket nest on their couch. Even though Ahsoka runs extremely hot, she joins in just for the fun of it.