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âHe would not fucking say thatâ except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that
he did fucking say that but they donât know him like i do
He said it, but given it was a stupid ass writing decision, Iâve elected to ignore it
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CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019), dir. Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck.
My brother in law recently became a veterinarian and it has really driven the point home as to how fucking bonkers veterinary medicine is. We don't expect human physicians to really know much outside of their own specialty - a dentist, an otolaryngologist, and a maxillofacial surgeon are three totally different dudes. Meanwhile a veterinarian at a wildlife rehab center is doing orthopedic surgery on a hawk and then doing rounds on baby hedgehogs in the hedgehog NICU and administering antibiotics to a ratsnake. And he also knows how to perform surgical interventions on a cow! What the fuck! Those are all totally, wildly different kinds of animal!!
Shout out to veterinarians, they know Too Much.
I always think about that one post that was like "how come the surviving doctors in zombie apocalypse stories are always veterinarians" and the reply "because veterinarians make 'not getting bitten by their patients' a core skill"
Excuse me, professor? So, um, you paired me with Strawberry Shortcake for this assignment. Yeah so, she proofread my paper, but the only changes she made were crossing out every instance of 'very' and replacing it with 'berry'?
may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.
People panic about "But what if kids pick up bad ideas from it???"
When I was a kid, Power Rangers got banned at school because we all thought it was incredibly cool and kept trying to kick each other in the head. No-one bothered explaining "Those are trained actors and it's all practiced, they don't *actually* hurt each other, and you're not good at that yet", they just banned it.
So we went to the park after school and read Kim's smuggled copy of the Power Rangers magazine and kicked each other in the head there instead.
(This is a metaphor, but it's also literally true. So much kicking in the head.)
God forbid parents actually talk to their teenagers.
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Phineas and Ferb make a nighttime machine so they can stargaze in their backyard (its the middle of the afternoon)
i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights
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the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??
As long as the music went, there were no boundaries â we listen to everything. And I think that really shaped me and terms of music being l i m i t l e s s.
Male writers writing female characters:
âCassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.â
â She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwardsâ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.
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âeldritch horror beyond your comprehensionâ and itâs just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes
girl Iâm comprehending you pretty easily youâre gonna have to try harder than that
in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.
everyone go home we got a winner
I need to see this movieâŠ
Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up
Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.
Godzilla Minus One really is a superb movie.
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forgive me father for sometimes i just say things
Why the hell do terfs seem to love Morticia Addams so much. How the fuck is she their icon in any conceivable way. She is literally married to a man whom she loves and took his last name. And she is passionately uninterested in judging other people for whatever the fuck they're doing.
The corpse of Lord Percival of the Round Table could reanimate in the basement and clamber up the stairs to announce "you know I always wanted to be a woman, I never got the chance to try that when I was alive", and Morticia would just go "oh that's nice dear. Let's see if I have some dresses that would suit you, if you're planning to stay."
Morticia is an ally to everything except pink
