you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

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i wonder how the curse will manifest today

Shoutout to women just because

waiter! a bullet in the head for me please

haha. You did irreparable damage btw

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

Why was one direction buying a teenage girl

We should cancel them in real life for this

it’s funny that people on twitter hate tumblr so virulently bc i get it if you are logging on for the first time in 2025 tumblr probably does suck. however i wouldn’t know because i have been carefully curating my dash experience and mutual circle since 2011 and my circle of tumblrinas taken by itself is the greatest social networking site of all time

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote