i think if you go to a hospital to get like surgery or urgent care and something embarrassing or weird etc happens to you and a nurse makes a tiktok about how embarrassing or weird you were and makes fun of you, you should be allowed to sue them. like actually. regardless of if they mention your name or not. you should be able to sue them

when i was at the hospital recently i had a pretty heavy emotional reaction to a relatively “minor” procedure and the whole time i was thinking how ridiculous it must’ve looked in the eyes of ppl who’d “seen worse” than what i was going through and idk if my own fucking caregiver started doing a tiktok dance to maroon 5 or whatever describing my situation and saying that i was “overreacting” to it i would just start summoning evil shadow skulls everywhere. the need to publicize our own lives everywhere in every detail has gotten so bad that patients at hospitals don’t know if the people that are there to help them here are gonna air out their dirty laundry on the stupid dance app to potentially billions of strangers once they’re out of earshot. how is that not borderline illegal. it should be. just describing it makes it clear that this is one of the most morally bankrupt, selfish, privacy-be-damned thing a healthcare worker could do to their patient. like. how is it not a crime. it’s fucked.

The government made the words “left” and “right” illegal to use and passed a law to replace them with “lean with it” and “rock with it” respectively.

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

cannot emphasize how much i got yelled at for this one lads

I was standing in the Amazon river and a snake slithered up my leg and up into my coochie.

i love you evil women i love you amoral women i love you scrappy women i love you selfish women i love you pathetic and desperate women i love you women who will do anything it takes to survive at any cost 

my favorite thing about humans is they will pause, have a random moment of awareness of their mortality and the scale of the universe and the impermanence of reality--and then just go back to doing tasks. i find that endearing actually

HES RESIGNING

my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom