Hypno-Schizo

                                                                      -Takes sip of tea- No one is here worth talking to

Oh thank you, that's so sweet of you to say...

*Seifer is just sitting in the kitchen, minding his own* 

*Sitting down next to him* What's up, roomie?

…………………………Fine

Excellent. I'll pick you up at 8 tomorrow night. 

 I have things to do that day

I didn't mention a day... Come on, Zero, what do you honestly have to lose?

                                                             Hmmm……………………….

Yes?

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Why? What?

                                                      Maybe….-Zero stood up and starts to walk away- Hope you like clif hangers

So, what'll it be?

Alright, cool. Who are you anyway? Besides “Alex,” like a last name. 

Oh yeah, sorry about that. My full name's Alex Pines.

                                                      Did you just ask me on a date?

Maybe...

 -Mabel skipped through the hall way smiling widely-

*sees Mabel and gives her a goofy smile*

Do you want me to say it again. I have no idea

Neither do I... we should talk about this enigma over room temerature, rather unappetizing mess hall food some time.

I should have warned you. I’m the most un-fun person you will meet. I’m not even sorry

Then why do you seem so fascinating to me?

                                                      Trying to make this harder for you

Oh come on! It's like you don't want to have any fun! And don't give me the dead excuse again.

No idea

Really? Nothing?

I guess that’s why the church doesn’t get involved..y’know because it all kind of takes care of itself every month. Does that mean tampons are a cleansing method created by the pope?

Yeah dude! It's like holy water or something!

*overdramatizing* Oh no! A challenge! Whatever will I do?!

                                   Nope not me not silly. You just didn’t know i was joking

Well to be fair you're a little hard to read. You are a little silly though. It's in there somewhere... just gotta find it. I mean I've already seen you smile an awful lot since I've met you so I'm confident I'm getting close.