I shall not live in vain

I-in what way?

Because you're not unattractive, and this is a very flattering shade of pink that I worked very hard on

Pink is literally the only thing that makes me look w-worse than I a-already do.

That's absurd.

You’ve managed to make all my school shirts half pink. Half pink. In an interesting gradinet effect. Have you been trying to do potions and spilled things again?

The important thing is that the color suits you.

I have noticed.

The color's not even turned all the way it's fine.

I’m not sure I like the idea of being your bit on the side, Bones.

But you're so much more than that, come on.

A-are you s-sure?

Maybe that's the goal - you know, he's been going around with Andy for ages with no regard-

I haven’t been so good at reading my post lately.

Well, even if we didn't invite you, you're coming. You can be my plus one.

I know, that’s why I told you.

Ed's wedding. Could have sworn we invited you

We didn’t want to upset you. But at this point, I honestly think it’s for your own good that we tell you.

Merlin, I'd have kept it for ages. Gone to the wedding with it and everything.

Alex, I’m saying this as a friend; nobody likes the facial hair but you.

[he sighs] Months, Jules, months it's been like this.

That’s what I said. I think it means “sort of gross and a bit dirty.”

It's not like it's Hagrid's, mine's groomed and....mature.

Yes, she did. She thinks it looks sort of, and I am quoting her directly here, “scuzzy.”

Scuzzy?

And I’m not sure Greta likes it, either. More significantly.

Really? Did she say something?

Well, Ted will never marry you if you don’t get rid of it, you know.

Yeah, I'm sure that's the only hold up with the wedding.

Well, I don’t know anything about these things. I do know that facial hair doesn’t work for you, though.

I'm wounded, Jules, honestly.