Aleric

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

Hot butch summer but there’s no actual rules I just see more hot butches in the wild

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

god i love trans womens voices

like idc if shes voice trained or not or somewhere in between hearing a trans womans voice is so lovely and warm it lifts my spirits and makes me feel at home trans women i love it when you speak keep doing that

I think if John Lennon was alive for twitter he would try to be progressive and say something like “I’m a lesbian because I love women” and then be like “what makes a woman, anyways” but not in a transphobic way rather quite the opposite where he’s trying to break the boxes we traditionally put women into and make people think harder about it. But because he’d be like in his 70s when he posts this it really wouldn’t land at all and half of the internet would read it as him being homophobic transphobic and misogynistic but the other half would instead read it as him being an elderly he/him trans lesbian.