Shalom & Welcome!

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

if you had to choose one pokemon to be your absolute favorite out of every pokemon which one would you choose. its okay to choose a "basic" one

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

i bless the bonnie over africa

The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water

the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad