Mind Palace

Soft Gremlin :

Heavily edited pictures of toads with pink filters, ✨sparkles✨ and angel wings

Sanrio memes

Probably has one of those music boxes with the little spinning dancer thing filles with plastic gems, adorable jewelry and little plastic hearts made to look like crystals

Too many plushies

Either the cutest gremlins or the most ferals

Goes from "I am baby" to posting threatenings memes featuring adorable plushies

Friend with the angels and kid people

Kool Gremlin:

Worms on a string and plastic babies

Probably addicted to coffee or energy drinks 😎

Collects trash

Screeches to assert dominance

Dyed hair

Possum, rats and raccoons

All of their plants die

Probably had or still have a scene/emo phase and/or does skateboard

Cereals on the floor at 3 am

Friend with the crows, raccoons and possum friends

Forest Gremlin :

NO SHOES

Loves mud

Eats dirts

Worms are cute

Friend with all the animals, bugs included 🐛🐌

Room is filled with acorns, pinecones chestnuts, rocks and twigs

BONES 🦴

Baths in rivers

Catches the rain in their mouth

Covered in band aids

Cargo pants for MoAr PoCkEtS

Blanket forts

Camping ! 🏕

Friend with the cottage and adventure/cryptid pals

Ocean Gremlin:

Sea shells everywhere 🐚

Will pay you in sea glass and sea quartz

Crabs are god 🦀

Doesn’t mind the sand in their mouth anymore

Will take you to the aquarium and call every weird animal their child

Watches the little creatures in the tide ponds all day long 🌊

Licks the salt off their skin

Weird sand castles 🏰

Edible algae in their food

Their nemesis are the seagulls

Friend with the pirates and mermaids kids

House Gremlins :

Too many plants 🌱

Diys with trash

Are they planting stuff or burying their ennemies ?

Drinks too much tea ☕️

Collects buttons and ceramic figurines

Sews plushies, clothes and patches wow much talent

Will bake cookies 🍪 and eat them all immediately

Weird noises to communicate

Friend with the grandparentcore children

Engine Gremlin:

Collects mechanical parts, wether still functioning or not ⚙️

Steampunk glasses

Open things to see how they work but can’t reassemble them

Metal shinies

Probably does a bit of programming an creates the weirdest things ever

Robots are baby 🤖

my three moods

listening to mozart, brahms, chopin (!!!), classical music in general at midnight with airpods

drinking carbonated water in a wine glass

drinking a p p l e j u i c e in a wine glass

cheap instant tea in an antique teacup that you're sure is haunted and has been passed down for at least two (2) and a half generations

playing bach on an electric piano

reading the secret history as an ebook

doing research on alkaline hydrolysis in that brand new library that appeared out of nowhere three blocks from your house

blasting operatic arias on bluetooth speakers

going to class gussied up in yout finest tweed, linen, silk, etc. with a worm on a string attached to the loop of your trousers

Criminologist here, strap in. Spread this message.

So prisoners under the 13th amendment are able to be considered slaves and/or servants. They are excluded as people and are such seen as property of the state. The exclusionary clause of the 13th amendment removes them from the 14th amendment’s equal protections, somewhat. The 3/5ths compromise is still on the books, but is simply never used. 

Thus private prisons have not been paying taxes on their slaves. All that property being leased from the US government, that privatized prisons haven’t payed for. Now prisoners are still given some protections. Such as they are still considered citizens and still protected via the 8th amendment. This follows the further-protections clause. Minimum wage laws apply to all working US Citizens. If a prisoner is a citizen, they should be getting paid for their work or equally compensated. Many work for 10-13¢ an hour. 

~ Sleep will not come easily. Your dreams will be of glimmering fur, of snapping jaws, of flashes of claws and teeth. You’ll know it’s time when they begin to bleed into your waking life.

~ You may notice that your shoulders or back are starting to ache frequently. Do not be alarmed. Your wings are coming in.

~ Start leaving your window unlocked. And don’t be afraid of intruders - they won’t last long if they decide to climb through your window.

Wearing oversized trenchcoats and keeping stones, shinies, leafs, and bottle caps in the large pockets

Reading about fungi while sitting on a log

Running through the forest with your friends in bare feet, stopping by a creek to recite poetry and eat honeysuckles

Using interesting rocks you've found as paperweights

"You know, I'm not sure if that's a stain from dirt or my sepia ink."

Letting a snail crawl across your hand as you read in your backyard. You name it something pretentious, or after a dead poet

Documenting in a field journal the progress of a decomposing tree or animal with illustrations and small notes about larvae or bark coloration.

Creating your own Dead Poets Society, decorating the hideout with strange trinkets you found in the woods or at Goodwill on half price day.

Putting some sort of mud or onion grass in whiskey, daring your friend to drink it after declaring it a "potion."

Shouting your favorite memorized poem from the top of a tree or waterfall (Sounding your barbaric YAWP...literally).

Listening to Hozier in a bog at night.

Coming into class with small twigs still in your hair from the evening before.

"Is this mushroom poisonous?"

"I mean you might swell up or vomit or something."

"... probably tastes good though."