youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

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Whats not clicking

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Thinking about how in Australia it's almost completely Metric with the exception of Imperial for height (outside of medical/scientific settings), Inches for penis size, and cups and spoons for cooking (sometimes). Nowhere near this, but still not good.

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

my #radiantworm

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

thinking fondly of the time that my girlfriend heard the opening bars of holding out for a hero at the gay bar and asked "is this touhou music?"

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture