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“ humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. to obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

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that is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. in those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth. ”

ִֶָ 𓂃 ⊹ ִֶָ◞˙ ִ . as if! ݁˖

jean kirstien x reader — chapter 6 ‘don't text don't call’

genre / tags : smau — unrequitted love... maybe, idiots in love, jeansashcon, fake dating au, wtf is jeans problem

characters : jean, sasha, connie, annie, floch

jean's long time rival eren is getting married to his old fling mikasa and of course jean decides to invite you because you guys are — oh right, you guys are nothing but ex co-workers. well, jean may have sugarcoated the nature of your relationship to eren but that shouldn't matter right? jean only needs you for a couple days, what's the worst that can happen?

an: yn's pov is in dark mode and jean's pov is in light mode

chapter index !

masterlist,<— previous, next—>

eren jaeger x reader — part two

genre / tags : smau — suggestive content, idiots in love, miscommunication final boss, jealous reader vs broody and jealous eren, needy eren 🤤, crack, dumb dumber and dumbest make a feature (jeansashcon)

characters : eren, sasha, jean, connie … tba!

you and eren decide to skip a couple steps in your friendship and become friends with benefits because you guys are just looking for warmth (to both of your detriments). as you navigate this complicated minefield both realise that there’s better ways to deal with… whatever you have

part one ! 🪶

jean kirstien x reader — chapter 4 'full steam ahead'

genre / tags : smau — unrequitted love... maybe, idiots in love, jeansashcon, fake dating au, wtf is jeans problem, yn what is your problem too

characters : jean, sasha, connie, annie, pieck

jean's long time rival eren is getting married to his old fling mikasa and of course jean decides to invite you because you guys are — oh right, you guys are nothing but ex co-workers. well, jean may have sugarcoated the nature of your relationship to eren but that shouldn't matter right? jean only needs you for a couple days, what's the worst that can happen?

an: yn's pov is in dark mode and jean's pov is in light mode

chapter index !

masterlist, <— previous, next—>

index page : yeah that’ll get him !

jean's long time rival eren is getting married to his old fling mikasa and of course jean decides to invite you because you guys are — oh right, you guys are nothing but ex co-workers. well, jean may have sugarcoated the nature of your relationship to eren but that shouldn't matter right? jean only needs you for a couple days, what's the worst that can happen?

O1、eren 1 — jean 0

O2、howtogetovermyex101

O3、mission success

O4、full steam ahead

O5、don’t text don’t call

O6、tba…

jean kirstien x reader — chapter 3 ‘mission success’

genre / tags : smau — unrequitted love... maybe, idiots in love, jeansashcon, fake dating au, wtf is jeans problem

characters : jean, sasha, connie, porco, pieck … tba!

jean's long time rival eren is getting married to his old fling mikasa and of course jean decides to invite you because you guys are — oh right, you guys are nothing but ex co-workers. well, jean may have sugarcoated the nature of your relationship to eren but that shouldn't matter right? jean only needs you for a couple days, what's the worst that can happen?

an: yn's pov is in dark mode and jean's pov is in light mode

chapter index !

jean kirstien x reader — chapter 2 ‘howtogetovermyex101’

genre / tags : smau — unrequitted love... maybe, idiots in love, jeansashcon, fake dating au, wtf is jeans problem, yn what is your problem too

characters : jean, sasha, connie, floch, eren... tba!

jean's long time rival eren is getting married to his old fling mikasa and of course jean decides to invite you because you guys are — oh right, you guys are nothing but ex co-workers. well, jean may have sugarcoated the nature of your relationship to eren but that shouldn't matter right? jean only needs you for a couple days, what's the worst that can happen?

wc: 520

a/n: yn perspective!!!! yayyyaya!!!!!!! also guys next chapter drop is soon and there will be some special guests hehehe

the monotony of life was doing your head in and, truthfully, you wished that he was still there to break it.

floch forster, his name is still fresh in your mind — or maybe it’s rotting, you can’t tell anymore. you had gotten used to the months spent curled up against a warm body beside you as you woke up, the smell of his sandalwood cologne filling your nostrils — you almost why he’s gone. but you can’t forget, not after all the bullshit he put you through, leaving you with a mellow ache in your heart.

evenings spent arguing over your growing suspicions of his waning interest in you finally culminated in the two of you splitting. but truthfully, you didn’t want things to end. he was your first boyfriend, which made him special, but more importantly, he made you feel special. after the two of you split, you both cut contact with each other, making sure to block each other on everything you had each other on (which probably hurt you more than him).

in retrospect, you understand that you don’t need him to feel good about yourself, but who can refuse compliments from someone they loved? your mornings now we’re optimised to help you forget him, or at least try. wake up at 6am to dutifully brush your teeth, do your makeup and hair, get dressed in the uniform you haphazardly threw on the chair by your vanity so that you can arrive at work at a reasonable time.

recently, you had finished your internship at marley co and started working at a pharmacy in trost. your life now is busy, but it wasn’t as fulfilling as when you had that auburn bastard by your side.so there you were, in your room ritualistically getting ready for bed and basking in the satisfaction of getting the task completed. you reached for your phone, which was perched on your dimly lit bedside table to check any unread emails. what greeted you was a message from your former colleague jean kirstien. tall, friendly and handsome were the first things you thought of whenever the memory of him occasionally floated through your mind. it was strange that he was messaging you after all this time, but maybe he just wanted to know how you were doing.

what you didn’t expect was him asking you to come as a plus one to his friend’s wedding. you were familiar with eren, knew him as floch’s friend — the one who clearly meant the world to him (although you weren’t too sure that eren felt the same about him).

that was when you concocted a plan to see floch again, your morbid curiosity always got the better of you. you were sure that your friends would chew you out for this, no, you were positive that they would drag you through the mud for being so stupid (except porco of course) — but consequences always come later anyway, so what’s the harm in enjoying the present?

the monotony of life began to crack and truthfully, you were excited to see how this panned out.

chapter index !

jean kirstien x reader — chapter 1 ‘eren 1 — jean 0’

genre / tags : smau — unrequitted love... maybe, idiots in love, jeansashcon, fake dating au, wtf is jeans problem

characters : jean, sasha, connie... tba!

jean's long time rival eren is getting married to his old fling mikasa and of course jean decides to invite you because you guys are — oh right, you guys are nothing but ex co-workers. well, jean may have sugarcoated the nature of your relationship to eren but that shouldn't matter right? jean only needs you for a couple days, what's the worst that can happen?

started 16/03/26

a/n: isnpired by this lovely smau bu zznblr, lowkey just wanted an excuse to write more jeansashcon

chapter index !

eren jaeger x reader — part one

genre / tags : smau — suggestive content, idiots in love, miscommunication final boss, jealous reader vs broody and jealous eren, needy eren 🤤, crack, dumb dumber and dumbest make a feature (jeansashcon)

characters : eren, sasha, jean, connie … tba!

you and eren decide to skip a couple steps in your friendship and become friends with benefits because you guys are just looking for warmth (to both of your detriments). as you navigate this complicated minefield both realise that there’s better ways to deal with… whatever you have

part two! 🪶

a/n: i’m finally turning my maladaptive thoughts into a smau so pls don't cringe too hard, also this might become a multi chapter thing if uni doesn’t beat my ass