Alavas

hey just so you know, op of that post you reblogged let the dogs out :/

who?

who?

who?

who?

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

Tucker and Dale VS Evil winning once again

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

Basketball basketball we love basketball

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

"Buy our shoes or She Will Find You"

World Heritage Post

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again