I would’ve told Paul to friendship his ass downstairs to a free bed cause his ass ain’t slick enough to be sleeping by me and mines in my HOH palace. He def not slick enough to be in the same bed with my girl with his steal yo girl assness. Me in the middle wouldn’t have been enough with all that flirting he do. Every few seconds my fist would be accidentally connecting with his chin and my foot in his back knowing how close he was ass meeting floor. While he hangs from the edge of the bed tittering I will give him the biggest Scar & Mufasa moment of his life and as he takes that long tumble down I will look him in the eye and simply say…PISSED.

Nicole: “I’m not here for a boy this season.”

Bronte: “I’m a girls girl like Natalie.”

Bridgette: “I’m playing my own game, not Frank’s.”

“Nicorey is more genuine than zaulie.”

“Tiffany is just like her sister, we can’t trust her.” 

Zakiyah: “Natalie is a thot.” 

“The comps aren’t rigged for Frank.” 

Paulie: “If Z’s gotta go, she gotta go” “I wouldn’t take a girl to the end” *Agrees with Frank that girls got to go*

Me: You are a unloyal piece of shit! I trusted you with Zakiyah! How could you do this to her?!

Zakiyah: *Prioritizes girls over Paulie* *Wants to take out all the boys*