one big beautiful distraction

the funniest part of that classic ‘39 year old reylo is harassed by An Anti in public’ fake story is how like, yeah it obviously is an imaginary scenario of them Owning someone but they didnt even have it be a situation where it was like, evenly matched. like this 39 year old woman’s power fantasy involves them roasting a middle schooler. WITH the help of said middleschoolers mother

we need 8tracks now more than ever

my name isn't even david

It issss a bummer when something you like gets really popular just cuz i hate to be exposed to that many fan opinions. And in the main stream consciousness there is like an aggressive drive not to take things seriously and like it becomes a little tiresome to only see bad faith takes

Last night I dreamt that I watched all of LotR and everything was the same except Sauron was replaced by the penguins from Madagascar standing on top of Barad-Dur with a telescope and a sniper rifle.

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

before we move forward with these blueprints i just wanna make absolutely sure the vents and air ducts are perfectly adult xenomorph size

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.