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i think the elon musk nazi salute thing will always be this little "2020s in a nutshell" moment for me. the adl taking the time off their busy schedule of noting every instance of someone saying "free palestine" as an antisemitic hatecrime to swoop in and reassure everyone that was definitely not a nazi salute as mr "judeobolshevik shadow elites are transing our children to advance white genocide? interesting. looking into it" would never

'it can be sooo stressful owning people as property. it makes sense you'd lash out every so often, i mean heck, thats why i don't wanna own any, i couldn't handle how stressful and difficult it is to have to deal with them every day. plus, I just hate the demographic of people that you're legally allowed to own, they're annoying to be around and unclean. i avoid them in public because of that, I'm glad there are so many places they're banned from' and other things you can say about children without anyone batting an eye

CoM really lays all of Sora and Riku’s individual issues out on the table for them and while Riku is like wow I have a lot of work to do on myself, I better get started, Sora is like yikes!! What a mess! and shoves all his stuff off the table

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

Really obsessed with my teenage coworker who like. Sort of just accepts whatever I put on the radio, but drew the line at the Beatles today. I had on sgt pepper, and she stops what she’s doing and goes “[Gonk] what are we even listening to right now.” The most ridiculous part is that I have played literally everything in the world for this girl and there hasn’t been a complaint yet. Geordie Greep? Not a care. All of bullets? Not an eyebrow raise. She literally is bopping her head and smiling to the Monkees. But John Lennon???? Turn that shit off. LMAOO