Skating is Infinite

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

its not my fault that old man has raw sex appeal

Manifesting a) securing the extra time off I need and b) actually getting tickets for the two venues I’m even vaugly off of work for by pre booking hotels that I can cancel for free if need be!!

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try