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For my 12th birthday, my parents took me to Washington DC because I was a huge nerd and I wanted to see the elephant shrews at the national zoo and I wanted to visit the Smithsonian. It was a terrible trip. Unbeknownst to me, my mother had recently found out my father was cheating on her, my (now lifelong) depression was beginning to kick in, my mom and I came down with a terrible cold at the beginning of the week and the vibes in the hotel room were miserable. I was so unhappy I cried. Walking around museums is a lot less fun when your nose is running like a faucet and you’re so tired and you want to go to bed but that means you’ll be trapped in a room with your parents who hate each other. To top it all off, the small mammal house at the national museum was CLOSED. All suffering, no shrews. Still haven’t seen an elephant shrew in person and I’m 25.

There was a group of 5 or 6 middle aged Japanese men staying in the same hotel as us. I don’t know if this was a boy’s trip or if they were there on business and working hard while they were playing hard but they were having a GREAT time. We kept bumping into them because we were staying in the same hotel and doing a lot of the same touristy activities and they seemed to be having the time of their lives every time we saw them. They had a visible lust for life I cannot put into words. I had traveled one state over and I was so miserable and just wanted to go home and they had come from across the globe and seemed to be on the trip of a lifetime and it occurred to me that yes, DC is beautiful, America is a vast and interesting place and if I got out of my own head, I could enjoy it in the way they were enjoying it.

byjove

This is what the footage of people from abroad exploring America during the World Cup has made me think of, I need to get out of my depressed 12 year old boy incapable of experiencing joy mindset, you have to love the place and people around you to want to help.

byjove

YOU have got to get in that Scottish guy experiencing Boston for the first time mindset, you have got to summon that 50 year old Japanese man in DC with 5 of his closest friends type of love for the world.

littlevioletart

love you Ragatha

Hiii, I’m finally free from exams ✌️

writerinturmoil

Every time I hear the name Ken, I associate it with a creepy uncle pottering around the house while you sleep. I didn't know where this association came from until I found this deleted DanIsNotOnFire YouTube video.

What a blast from the past! Anyone else remember this?

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orcboxer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

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fairycosmos

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

spltlvlhous

no but like i can't stress this enough if you are anti phermit like you are LITERALLY evil you have NO JOY there are things WRONG WITH YOU and NOT in the awesome way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

sky3rme

a-gentle-yoink

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spltlvlhous

phermit is literally eternal so you can fuckoff

64mpg

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

phyaoi

Screaming crying throwing up over the tour!!

Could you do phyuri in the piggy back!!

crash landing in a city near you! ✨🌈🚀💜

thank you for the request as always!! <33

solarting

hard launch drunkbang on the blue couch

kuropin

The Last One (ko-fi request)

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tagetesxd

felt like drawing an espeon for rendering practice :P

mleelunsford

I don't need to explain myself

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