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No seriously, come get your dad, cuz I’m about to tickle all of your trust fund bank details out of his ticklish ass. You see these reactions? This is one pit. I have access to every last inch of him. His huge soles. His cock. His hairy stomach. Think I can’t make your daddy squeal? Think he’s strong enough to withstand tickle torture?

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“God your laugh is so addicting.”

“You’re so sensitive.”

“How are you this ticklish?”

“You’re so cute when you beg.”

“Oh? Is this a bad spot?”

Lads with intense tan lines are so cute. Isn’t there something so tantalising about the stark difference in tone from one area to the next? And the border between them is just begging to be traced with a feather. Look at this guy, he must spend a lotta time outdoors in just his shorts…what a tease!

Tell you what. We’ll flip a coin. Heads we tickle everywhere that’s tanned, tails we only tickle your pasty parts. Sound good?

3…

2…

1…

Sorry lad. Democracy wins.

Unless you fuckers are bending the rules and counting his soles as pale bits? You know what, I like your entrepreneurial spirit: you can have the soles too!

This ler’s gentle narration makes this more intense to watch. For the “tickle tickle tickle” fans he says that too for a little bit!

little fluttery fingertips over all those spots that make you bust out in obnoxiously loud laughter and squeal like a little baby

soft little brushes and feathers stroking uppp and downnn and side to sidee and allll over while there's nothing you can do but lie there and take it like a good little toy

finding your favorite spots. right here on the balls? the bottom side of the shaft? right under that sensitive little head?

Whatever you do, do not cuff the alt bartender’s wrists to the girder and leave him flailing and vulnerable in the middle to the bar. I know he was adorably oblivious to the fact that it’s a sleazy sex bar when he applied to work here. I know it’s temping the way his pits are on show, the way his shirt is riding up and exposing his midriff, how he’s posing for his pretentious instagram, but you can’t tickle him until he almost pisses himself. You just can’t. It would be cruel to tease and bully him to madness, mocking his style, his sensitivity, his laughter. And definitely don’t be tempted to undo his belt and slip those trousers to his ankles, tug his Calvins down those strong legs and…well. Do whatever it is you do to a hot man in that situation. (Remember to ignore the fact that there’s a cupboard full of every sex toy under the sun in the basement that you should not use on him.)

So yeah. DO NOT do any of that. And definitely DO NOT record it and send it to me.