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thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute 

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something 

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

One is Orgasms! Big ones. I’m very relaxed when I have lots of orgasms. I am multi-orgasmic. I’m convulsive; lose complete and total body control in a real hard orgasm. I may not have any memory or recall, but; I know when I’m going into one and it lasts for quite a long time. Been that way all my life. Soaking wet wanting it. It hasn’t changed with age. I am hornier now.

IF I don’t orgasm; say he is a quick Cumer or I have to fake due to his lack of experience? I’m very uptight, very nervous, I will fucking whine and cry like a child. You don’t want to know me. It is best not knowing me sexually unless you make sure I get off good.

Regarding Rough Sex or Abuse like yanking me, pulling me around like a rag doll, fingering me ‘til I bleed (tender, juicy pussy bleeds easily), slapping, all that shit? Oh fuck No. A clit Shrinker for me. Some maybe into. Best ask her. A good indication that she’s into it if she stays hot while you ask her? Actual faking, no, that doesn’t count. If she goes “cold” and starts getting those goose bumps or shivery feelings when you ask her about Kink? She’s not into that fucking kind of shit. I either.

Hey there, sweet, sexy girl!!! Happy booty squat Wednesday to you, beautiful, & thanks so much for all the love you show to so many of us tumblr ladies on a regular basis 💋!!! You truly are beautiful, inside, & out, & your sweetness never goes unnoticed 🌸

Love, Mrs Smyth 💋, http//:justwe2okla.tumblr.com

I took these pics for my hubby in our new chair. There was too many to share. Hope you enjoy these. 💋Happy Sharing is Caring from some of your biggest fans and followers. http://taken-for-me.tumblr.com

Happy lingerie Monday beautiful sexy sassy 💋… thank you for always being such a beautiful & gracious host 💋🌹🌸🌷🌺🌹💋!!! Looking beautiful as always ladies 😍💕!!!

Love, Mrs Smyth 💋, @justwe2okla

I know if youre like me, you cant seem to remember all of the theme days. And I know that these days are so important for up and coming bloggers that want a bit of notoriety. I relied heavily on theme days when I started, in order to be noticed. This is part of the reason why I started my own theme: Babes N Bling Thursday! So I have created an updated list of active theme days for you all to use at your discretion. If I miss any, let me know in the comments below, and I will update the list and post the date so you know when its accurate. Todays date: September 13,2017

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Monday:

Lingerie Monday @sassysexymilf Jean Porn Monday @luvtoplaydirty Words Brought To Life @just2haveatasteofu Man Hands Monday @milflatina Man Handled Monday @kinkyinour40s Mouth Monday @monchichitamberine Morning Cup @missvaliant Military Monday @missvalkyrie1 BoobBoost Monday @nerdybustybabe Beautiful Mom Monday @mehorneydaddy Music Monday @nubin2002 Man Candy Monday @ucancallmeshades

Tuesday:

Topless Tuesday @shymilfmarie Touch of Color @robeatsbooeybox Titty Tuesday @bigtitmilflover Tie Porn Tuesday @aurorasangels Tips/Tits Out Tuesday @luvtoplaydirty Tattuesday @omgdirtydd Toes on Tuesday @toeslave361 TOT @guilty-pleasures-desires BewbsDay @mrmrssecret

Wednesday:

Panty Wednesday @smexymacmilf4 Black & White @mischievouschivette White Wednesday(every 2weeks) @southerngent67 Squat Booty Wednesday @sexygirlwholifts Super Hero @missvaliant Humpday @mrmrssecret Hump Day Wednesday @sexyclassydirtygirl Work Fun @superblymysticalrunaway Stylized Wednesday @justasexywifey Underboob Wednesday @jdriley82 HotWife Wednesday @powercouple-pnw Workout Wednesday @htiaf687  Lovely Lady Lumps @hawtwifeforme MensWear Wednesday @kingbee4queen Wet N Wild @redheaded-horny-wife Wet Tshirt @shy-cowboy Hump Day @pleasinghernow

Thursday:

Babes N Bling @lillybgoddess Tshirt ,Sweatshirt/Hoodie Thursday @rippedjeanseyesofgreen Towel Porn Thursday @luvtoplaydirty Thong/Thigh High Thursday @mrmrssecret Hand Bra Thursday @lovesthecurvygirls

Friday:

Braless Friday @shymilfmarie Lips & Tits Friday @justmyboobs Red Hot Friday @a-cunning-linguist-13 Fishnet Friday @mrbuckeyebeastman Fine Ass Friday @hotblondemilfjea Fully Dressed Friday @youngone20 R.E.D. Friday @2curious2kno Babes N Beer Friday @germasian-couple Forearm Friday @htiaf687 Flash em Friday @vandalsginger Freckles Friday @brodydangeldorpher Smiles Friday @vinnyvienna From The Floor Friday @nubin2002 Bum Fun @jessygirlxx Sexy Feet Friday @ucancallmeshades Dad Bod Friday @miss-mischief-00 Beards N Booty Friday @laurawho76 Foot Fetish @opentolife37

Saturday:

Share Your Sexy Saturday @mrmrssecret Sideboob/Underboob Saturday @justasexywifey Bookish Saturday @milflatina Spoturday @ottydots SSMILF Saturday @sacohen Sheer Saturday @superblymysticalrunaway Sexy/Sun Worship @memoirsfromthehottub See Thru Saturday @splani Ass Saturday @perfectsluttywife Couples Saturday @mmlewis6609 Nerdy Saturday @han–and–leia

Sunday:

Sexy Outdoor Sunday @robeatsbooeybox Cleavage Sunday @curiouswinekitten2 Sunday Swap(Theme varies) @lolo1814 Sharing is Caring @jackandallison2 Mom Bod Sunday @carnal-erotic-desires Coffee & Boobs Sunday @coffee-and-boobs48 Sports Theme Sunday @mikeandanmarie Sexy Smiles @centexcpl38 Goddess Sunday @titsgoddess

Multi-day Submissions and Themes:

Heels 4 Days @salntandslnner submissions welcome @mrmrssecret submissions welcome @lnacouple Expose your Titties daily @exposeyourtitties Daily Themes @assnation85 Mon,Wed,Fri Submissions @hunkykindofguy

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