Shadow Witness

(I won't be covering all Ghost shells right now because there's just too many of them.)

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Basic little guy Ghost: Looks like candy, honestly. Probably a bit bland??? 7/10

Chocolate guy shell: It's chocolate. Why would you not want to eat a big hunk of chocolate? 9/10

Drop pod shell: Like a fine truffle, freshly plucked. Would love to shave them over my pasta. 10/10

Kitty ghost: THAT'S A KITTY!! A SILLY BABY!! You do not eat. You bite. 1/10

Sunshot shell: Buddy looks like cake and I don't really like cake. Maybe if he had a shader that made him look like red velvet?? 5/10

Cabana shell: Looks like it tastes like coconut. I fucking love coconut. You can trick me into drinking alcohol if you douse it in coconut syrup. Ghosts who wear this shell better watch their back. 10000/10

Egg shell: I don't really like eggs... 2/10

Almost mighty: Consider: it would be funny. 8/10

Cool guy shell: Looks like it tastes like pineapple and cream cheese, or piña colada. Wanna know what's in piña colada? COCONUT BABYYY 100/10

Bonus!

Glint: He used to be called Pulled Pork. I'm assuming he tastes like pulled pork. Bro is going in my taco. 9/10, count your days.

I fear this monstrous form. I fear my fangs digging into my flesh.

Most of all, I fear showing it to the world.

The eyes move up my arm, settling on my shoulder.

How ugly. How horrific.

How do I own this monstrous form?