Needs more water

i miss him

i like men

I miss my wife, ankama. I miss her a lot. I'll be back.

anyways people keep walking into my house and kicking my ass maybe the boss thing wasn't so good of an idea

remember when i was so dry in quarintine that i made a shitpost blog for a side character and enemy of an obscure french game? wild times

help me

Look at what i've accomplished, i got my OWN boss fight! do you think a depressed dragon would accomplish that? I don't think so!

maybe if i help in the kickstarter they'll let me appear in wakfu season 4

I'm pretty sure everyone recognizes me as the background dragon in the dragon mountain special episode. that's fine. you know how exhausting is it to fight? how much dandornakal loves his screen time?

sorry! i'm not single. i'm waiting for the day my ex revives and then i will ask her out again and stop being single

NO me importa si algo anda mal en el servidor, tiene mi nombre pero yo no ni se programar!

i hate social isolation

I love myself. You should too.

Polite players can have little a egg. As a treat

I'm so lonely