Ok so basically normie has somehow befriended the crow that marsoc despises and marsoc has somehow found a raccoon that also hates that specific crow
@agressive-ash
Normie smiles and throws a shiny, gold ring into the air. A crow swoops down and catches it, catching it and landing on Normie's arm. It drops the ring back into Normie's hand, when Normie gives it a small nut, and it happily consumes the nut. Then, it starts flying again, and Normie throws the ring a bit further away this time.
Marsoc notices that normie is playing with the crow “NORMIE get the HELL away from that crow it is a bitch” the crow then middle fingers marsoc somehow
Normie looks over. "Marsoc, calm down. It's pretty nice. I'm training it." Normie holds up his arm, and the crow swoops down to give Normie the ring again. Normie chuckles and scratches it on the back of it's neck, rewarding the behavior.
“Fine if you say so” marsoc then side eyes the crow making a I’m watching you gesture
Normie rolls his eyes and simply pets the crow, feeding it a cracker and then throwing a bigger item this time, pointing at it to have the crow grab it.
While looking at anywhere but the crow he noticed a raccoon who was death staring the crow
The raccoon scitters into a bush as the crow divebombs after the item, which was near it. It makes a loud, annoyed sound and looks between Marsoc and the crow, then scitters over to hide from the crow behind Marsoc.
“Heh hey there little one you don’t like the crow either well I think we’re gonna be great friends as I don’t like the crow either” marsoc whispered to the raccoon
The raccoon looks up and starts sniffing at Marsoc, not biting. The crow flies back to Normie, slightly slower because it needs to use more energy to carry the larger item.
“You wanna be my friend be warned me and my friends yell a lot but you will get free food, pets and cuddles if you want”
The raccoon almost seems to nod and pushes it's nuzzle into Marsoc's hand. The crow has landed on Normie's arm, and is getting a reward for bringing back the item.
“Cool I’m gonna show you off to my boss now if that’s fine with you little one?”
The raccoon holds it's little hands up in the air, making grabby hands at Marsoc. The crow makes a loud, excited sound and dives after the ring again, since Normie threw it again.
“Well ok HEY BOSS CAN I KEEP THIS RACCOON I FOUND?!”
The raccoon lets itself get picked up and carried around.
The crow dives directly onto Normie's head and jumps down to his arm, earning a laugh. Then, Normie walks back to camp as well, crow on his shoulder.
Marsoc carried the raccoon to America and asked “can I keep him”
America makes a "Mhm?" sound, quickly glancing over and then dismissively saying. "Yeah yeah, sure. You're feeding him it though."
The raccoon looks at Marsoc with big, round eyes and just. Stares.
The crow on Normie's shoulder makes a loud cawwing sound, hoping between Normie's shoulders, head and arms. Normie doesn't seem to mind and simply goes into his stuff to find something to feed the crow.
Yes come on little one I’m getting you berries what berries you like strawberries blueberries and such
The raccoon just stares
“I’m just gonna get you strawberries” marsoc told the raccoon that was currently in his arms
The raccoon opens it's mouth. The crow, in the distance, makes a laugh-like sound. Normie bops it on the beak as a punishment. It makes an offended sound and flies away. Normie sighs and sits down, working in his grimoire.
“Let me get them first” Marsoc then found strawberries and put them into the raccoons mouth
The raccoon chews and makes a happy sound, dropping to the ground and climbing at Marsoc's pants for more.
“Heh here you go little one “ marsoc then puts some more in his mouth (don’t ask where he’s getting all these strawberries)
The raccoon happily eats more of the strawberries, biting at Marsoc's fingers to get more. The sharp teeth penetrate Marsoc's skin just a tiny amount, leaving scrapes.
“MARSOC IS THAT A RACCOON?!” Doc screamed “indeed it is doc” Marsoc replied “Well don’t get rabies ok?”
The raccoon hisses at Doc for yelling, then turns back to Marsoc and starts biting again. Marsoc should really train that raccoon not to bite him.
The crow listens when Normie tells it to come closer and grab something from his tent for him. That'd be cool to teach the raccoon.
“Little one of you want food please listen to me and stop biting” marsoc whispered to the raccoon (which we should really name what name would marsoc give the raccoon?)
The raccoon stops for a second, then hisses and starts circling Marsoc. Animals don't understand English, that's clear, and Marsoc will have to work a bit harder to train the raccoon. Maybe withhold it's food until it sits, or something similar? How did Normie train that crow?
(For a name, it's marsoc. Rac, maybe, or Bitey. Something simple that reflects in the raccoons behavior. Foody?)
“Ok I’m gonna name you rac and if you don’t sit I won’t give you food”
Rac hisses, opening it's mouth. The crow hears food and hops over, sitting down in front of Marsoc and staring at Marsoc. Rac notices and copies the movement, but on the other side of Marsoc's feet to avoid the crow.
Normie commands, from where he is, "Here!" The crow looks over and flies over to sit on Normie's shoulder.
“Good job rac” marsoc fed rac a strawberry “do that when I tell you and you will get more strawberries”
Rac makes a happy squeak and walks around Marsoc, then sits in front of Marsoc.
The crow gets scratchies behind it's neck, and it makes some happy noises.
“Good job rac here little one” marsoc hands rac a strawberry
Rac takes the strawberry into it's little hands and makes another happy sound, staring at Marsoc for more tasks and food.
“Ok little one let’s just rest first or if we see anyone that I or the others don’t like pickpocket them as in steal something of theirs” marsoc tells rac
Rac blinks up at Marsoc, then runs off into the forest. Within a minute, Rac is back, now holding a bundle of gold coins and being followed by a bunch of yelling bandits.
Normie looks over and points at the bandits, saying "Grab." The crow flies over and starts stealing all shiny things it can see off the bandits, dropping them into Normie's hand.
“Good job rac” marsoc told rac with a grin also shooting the closest bandit to rac “no hurting my raccoon, hey boss here’s gold coins from bandits “
Rac jumps away from the shot, and climbs up Marsoc's pants to be sitting on his shoulders. Rac opens it's mouth for food, expecting treats for the little robbery it just did.
The crow gets hit by a swinging bat, and Normie fireballs the guy who hit his crow. Normie grabs the crow and pulls it towards him, gently checking over it's fragile body and starting to heal it with a spell.
“Got it got it little one here” marsoc hands rac a strawberry somehow while holding a gun
Rac happily nibbles on the strawberry as Marsoc keeps shooting the bandits. From another spot, the Boss also shoots a couple, but he's still busy with a map.
Normie is gently healing the crow, and it makes some pained sounds. Normie takes this as a good sign, since it's still alive at least.
Marsoc passes normie some grapes (let’s assume marsoc has fruits on him at all time) to give the crow hey marsoc may not like it but normie does and marsoc likes happy normie
Rac makes an offended sound when it sees it's treats being handed away, though it doesn't try to go after them or attack Marsoc about it. The crow, however, senses the food and wakes up while still injured, fluttering up and grabbing the grapes from Normie's hand, letting Normie heal it's wings.
“Oi rac we have to share especially when someone is hurt you would want treats if you’re hurt right?” Marsoc told rac
Rac made a loud, scream like sound, clearly dissatisfied. Then, it ran off into the forest, climbing into a tree at the edge of camp and refusing to get down.
“Fine just get down before dark if you want treats got it rac” marsoc yelled into the trees
