;;Reversed

                                    ❝I don’t hate you. You just make my job harder.❞                                                                       I. II. III. IV.                                                        Independent Reimu Hakurei                                                                    Written by Ize.

"We’re only not going because you’re still talking, alpha~! Now let’s whisk ourselves into the nearest mall and get you out of those rags! You can either be a trash can or a field of flowerbeds, but I can safely say I’m a golden river of handsomeness and I don’t even need to try!”

"I'd much rather be a trash can. But what do I know in comparison to such an awe inspiring being such as yourself?"

"—Your outfit is fine? Not perfect? And yet you think you can talk to me about fashion, alpha? Oh my s t a r s— honey, if you want, then I can just give you some money right now and we could just…~!”

"Then why don't we? Let's go and fix up this horrible outfit of mine! Clearly, I am speaking to a fashion god."

"—H o n e y, p u h - l e a s e. I’m trying to let this soak in, okay? If you’d just look, then you’d realize that this pleather doesn’t come cheap! It’s as authentic, glorious, and extraordinary as me, alpha! Maybe one day we can get you a better outfit as well!”

"My outfit is fine, it's yours we gotta deal with. Hasn't anyone ever told you pleather has been waaaaaaaay out of season?

"Good luck, cutie! I’ll just be right here— worrying about my authentic and shiny pleather, alpha!”

"All the more reason to throw up on you!"

"—But you’re just s o welcome, you cutie~! I’ll try not to     h o w l on such a m a g n i f i c e n t back, alpha!”

"Awh, you think I'm cute? That's so sweet I think I may throw up!"