three bees in a trenchcoat

peanut butter & kidney beans. is this anything

i was mostly asleep for like 20 hours and i feel like i'm dead now and i still need to go to the pharmacy ugh

going to a heterosexual wedding today

they should invent clothes that you cannot feel

don't worry kitten, daddy is... er, uhh... you know, maybe worry a little bit

i got to say "6 7" at the psychiatrist visit today (he said the sixty seven number)

i don't get to be a girlkisser because so far i have only kissed enbys and with the latest development in the smooching department it seems it isn't going to change anytime soon

sleeping through my "go to the psychiatrist" alarm so powerfully that i discovered i am able to leave home within 6 minutes from waking up when desperate enough

i played some pronoun palace lately and my most spelled word is "sex" and I'm not sure how i feel about that

noooo they are away for an entire week how am i supposed to survive without