i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

i have an insatiable hunger for connection and an inescapable urge to isolate myself from others and they play catch with my mortal soul like it’s some kind of bean bag or something

*picks up an earthworm and places it next to another earthworm* girls’ night

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

what the fuck is a trillionaire i'll kill you

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

(no beers in) I'd let you hunt me for sport.

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”