Azul

I love it when the kids animated movie ends with some wacky character going "dance partayyy" and then a GREAT song starts to play and everyone is going absolutely nuts! And even better yet, the grumpy one of the group almost looks like he's not going to join in... but sike! then he does! and he boogies down just like everyone else, haha, even that ol' lump of coal can let loose every now and then, ey?

Wait what? Even the bad guys are starting to join in? That... I did not see coming, oh my days! I think this is going to be a night to remember boys.

Megamind

I am an unreliable narrator only as a result of being stupid as shit.

Puki give us an abridged narration of your favorite book

My version of mount Rushmore would have me on it three times and then me on it again a fourth time.

Narcissist

Creating strange new stereotypes i see

All latinos are soulless hovering disembodied heads and I’m willing to be very ignorant and bigoted about it

As a latino, can confirm Puki is right

Don’t mind me just shooting green aura into your eyes as you read this auaaauhuaaaaaaaaaaauauauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaauaauuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuuauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

don’t fucking heal me

Oh god you wish this green shit healed

Everybody knows green is poison damage

i a sick :)

Don't die

How'd it taste?

Have you ever had chicken?

Not like that.

How does chicken taste?

Hey puki wuki, wanna kill god with me and make mortals obey us?

What's this for?

Parenting tip: name your kid something dumb in order to help them get bullied at school

Like Mayonnaise?

Oi this is me go-to order at the local fishie! Poop on a cock with mushy green peas, a cocky gobbler wrapped in moistened butty on shrew. Be sure to try it with the piss. You WON'T regret it.

And don’t forget the cum! 🇬🇧🇬🇧

Puki what in the Kentucky fried fuck

Interesting

weasrht5t55 t5

Are you having a stroke?

A cool guy can’t make fun EDM and say whatever the fuck he wants on his keyboard no more?

No, keyboard rights revoked

With a heavy heart, I make this statement. But on satu

Huh?

Whuh

Be quiet, I think I heard something

Reddit, my wife hates my hulk gloves. I (m27) love walking around daily with big hulk gloves no matter what.

Finger her with the hulk gloves

That's pretty fucking gay

I stimulate the economy by tickling its scrotum

Why R you like this?

Scrotum means balls

That's hot

Everyone on this app has some degree of Autism