I think my most problematic opinion is that when someone says that they couldn't finish a book because they couldn't relate to the character. You are weak, and you will not survive the winter. [laughter]
I am, in fact, better than you. Because what do you mean, "oh I just couldn't relate to the character."? Skill issue. I'm autistic. I don't be relating to most people I meet! I'm not here because I want to relate to the characters, I'm here because I want to know what's going to happen with the characters, okay?
Do you think I read The Dragon's Bride because I was relating to this white lady who was getting married to a dragon king? Hell no. I read that book because I was curious to know if the dragon had two dicks. And he did!
Where was I going with this?