e me a mail
make the attachment a pic of a snail
give me two gifs
of critters in clover
then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER
I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.
styofa doing anything
we're not kids anymore.

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if i look back, i am lost
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macklin celebrini has autism

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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e me a mail
make the attachment a pic of a snail
give me two gifs
of critters in clover
then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER
I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

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"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"
Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?
Like, it truly is that easy to not go do atrocities
"I'll get dishonorably discharged"
Okay at least you wont be killing innocents in the name of imperialism
"I'll go to jail"
Okay so you'd rather go and kill innocent people to avoid a little prison time? You could just go to jail rather than go do atrocities
Note from someone who knows: Neither of these things will even happen, youβll be administratively separated, which is essentially a faultless parting of ways. Sure, theyβll try to intimidate you with the worst case scenario but at the end of the day pissing hot isnβt actually a crime so without getting you for possession or something the worst they can reasonably do is just make you leave.
Take it from someone whoβs seen it happen in real life. Theyβll just send you home. Save up for a plane ticket while theyβre doing the paperwork.
From someone else who watched it happen many times: You're getting an article 15 for it, same as the guy who couldn't pass his PT test or the guy who got a tattoo without a permission slip from uncle sam. It's NOT a big deal and they are not gonna want to bother with a full court martial required for a dishonorable discharge. It's career ending, but has far less of an effect on your world than lifelong ptsd and guilt.
This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small
3 inch opening: no problem
2.75 inch opening: Easy
2.5 inch opening: doing fine
2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!
2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guessβ¦
Uh-oh⦠Steve is getting greedy
:insert grunts of effort here:
Taking a breakβ¦
The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.
A New Challenger approaches!
1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: βOOOHHH HEβS TRYINGβ
GIMME GIMME GIMME
He ends up giving up.
Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel β literally β bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4
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Science
I love it
What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve
stop it steve
mood:
His little hands at the end sent me into a frenzy of laughter.
hnmmm what if i just HHEGGDHEHHDGGEGEGGDGGDGEGEGE
it's my dad's birthday tomorrow. he loves bikes. so I drew a bugcycle
@dualclock joypost for you

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I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.
i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends
look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.
buddies!!
capybara
Guinea big.
i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.
βHo ho!β More Drawfee magical girl mug! Defeat the vile dark lord YouTube!
Selections from my shoot at Fanime this year.
Explaining this character to people that do not know Drawfee has been a real experience.
Photographer is @thecosplayerannual on ig.

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hi we are really small fish we are swim in a single file
Asexuality Pride Snail: Nucella lamellosa | Frilled Dogwinkle
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This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.
just small and stinky
"From glittering sand I sculpt his flanks, From pentinaed copper I forge his hooves. The Eye All-Seeing I set in his face, An angel most holy I set in his flesh."

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my most sick and twisted fantasy
I was honestly a bit nervous to draw and post this one, because it's such a deep rooted and genuine issue I struggle with. It's a thing I wish could be fixed in some way, but I feel pretty comforted it resonated with so many others too