the ten commandments
thog don't caare
if it sucks hit da bricks
play the cards i'm given
pobody's nerfect
this mess is a place
fuck it we ball
it's so over
we're so back
what if the world was made of pudding
there is good in every day

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@aflictionado
the ten commandments
thog don't caare
if it sucks hit da bricks
play the cards i'm given
pobody's nerfect
this mess is a place
fuck it we ball
it's so over
we're so back
what if the world was made of pudding
there is good in every day

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got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"
op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again
This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:
If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.
This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace
everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

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Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boyβ¦
I see your βRocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans canβt hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words meanβ and raise you βRocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that βbad bad badβ isnβt actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.β
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rockyβs been saying is βshit shit shitβ.
Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.
Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed toβ
Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

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i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer
Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.
Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.
i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it
its like strippers and the economy to me
#eorzean proverb: one scion is happenstance two is coincidence three is impending calamity
via @ofdarklands
people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful
damn he really is an all-time poster

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everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet
captain kirk: why don't you tag along for this ground mission, ensign. it'll be good experience!
me [rapidly closing coolmathgames on my padd]: yes captain