Aerodynamic909

I also like to call him the shape, ‘cause he’s just this black little blob. Drew some of my boy hanging out with my other boy ‘cause I’m not able to really handle him much yet, though I want to sooo bad 😭 Need to let him settle in. Also, I decided to give the DbD cosmetic competition a go! Here’s my entry:

Arthouse Muppets

John Carpenter's The Thing featuring Kermit, Gonzo, Beaker And A Yip-Yip

When he first noticed a stuffed animal on yall's shared bed it didn't bother him, he remembered you telling him that you wanted to get at least one for the bed.

But one turned into two and two turned into three and three turned into like ten.

He was annoyed when it went up to five but TEN?

He had to draw the line.

He confronted you about it and you were like "They make me feel safe at night" and he was a bit offended.

Did he not keep you safe at night??

He was so offended he had to stay out all night.

He comes home at night to you sleeping, holding on of them and also gets EXTREMLY jealous.

Within a year, the statue had sustained so much damage that it was unrecognizable and the lettering unreadable, so eventually the council came and took it down. Also apparently, the person in the Hi-Vis vest didn't even work for the council. They were supposedly just some 'good samaritan' who cleaned it, often before the council even discovered it needed cleaning, so they just let them do it and ignored the problem. They didn't bother putting the statue up again.